I'm happy, because I just Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, although it brought a few tears to my eyes. I like to watch out for story lines in films, which involve love, where one of the two people is a fat person. So, often these story lines can be infuriatingly disappointing, because the relationship comes to an unfulfilling end. So, the tears started to flow, when Jacob Kowalski accepted his "obliviation" and Queenie kissed him goodbye. I was ready to curse J. K. Rowling. I felt so elated, when Queenie turned up at Jacob's bakery to claim her fat boy.
And, of course, I'm happy today, because I'm a fat man.