What are you happy about today?
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Omg. Sooooo hot. Lucky biatch!! Weight confessions are the bestest...
He had some stupid app that compared your stats to Olympic athletes. Thought he could sneakily enter that weight in kg and I wouldn't notice. Oh, I noticed. Almost immediately gave him a hand job (because it's TOO FUCKING HOT for sex right now).
Advantage of AC. The chubby spouses are remarkably more cuddly when they aren't sweating. I wonder if there is like, fat-sex correlation when the temp falls under 23 degrees inside
Clearly some enterprising post-graduate social-studies type person needs to look at whether birthdates vary by parent weight, local weather records, and some proxy for having AC ;-)
(all of which is to say, screw all this hot weather, because way to hot for any other action)
(all of which is to say, screw all this hot weather, because way to hot for any other action)
I read this as i shiver in 22 degree AC, which is what the hubby insists. My feet are under my furry aussie to stay warm.
Logic dictates i then should enjoy the FRUITS of that AC.
I can just imagine his face when he walks in and i belt out;
"Hey! AC is on. That means we will enjoy SNU SNU!"
Logic dictates i then should enjoy the FRUITS of that AC.
I can just imagine his face when he walks in and i belt out;
"Hey! AC is on. That means we will enjoy SNU SNU!"
LeoGibson
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Could be I'm just a bit of a freak that way, but I wonder if growing up and living in a subtropical climate shaped my likes in regards to sex and heat. To me the hotness factor increases exponentially when it's hot and humid and you sweat on each other and your skin gets all sticky and damp. It really makes it seem like you almost become one person. Especially if you're out on a blanket under the stars in a sweltering night. It just automatically makes you want to get naked.
Woot!! Glad you and Mrs C are together!
Unfortunately, I do not know the name of the bard who wrote:
"When the weather's hot and sticky,
That's the time for dunkin' dicky;
When the frost is on the punkin,
That's the time for dicky dunkin'"
but I agree with him/her.
Oh yes, cold nights are the best time for sex. A bit of naked cuddling under a warm blanket always leads to me feeling him up, then a bit of making out...then full on, nasty sex.
The humidity FINALLY cleared this weekend, as we had a gigantic storm. Not gonna lie: we fucked on the balcony while that was happening.
You tell the best stories! :smitten:
rabbitislove
24 Carrot Magic
Balcony sex sounds AWESOME. I had a balcony when I lived in the big city and used to nude sunbathe
ODFFA
Well-Known Member
Summer has its charms. But rainy weather, man. It leads to all manner of good things. And this.....this is a sex tape that demands to be made
I dunno most balconies are nasty with bird poop...
Also I am too, erm, vocal for out of doors.
Also I am too, erm, vocal for out of doors.
I'm silent, and we've got 3 local hawks....so no birds dare land on this building
Summer has its charms. But rainy weather, man. It leads to all manner of good things. And this.....this is a sex tape that demands to be made
I bet he'd be down, that exhibitionist ****. Haha.
Balcony sex sounds AWESOME. I had a balcony when I lived in the big city and used to nude sunbathe
Tell me more...
You've got some good ones, yourself!
I have some vacation booked for the end of this week and the start of next week, and on Thursday we are going to see the (2nd last, ever) Tragically Hip concert. (granted that between one thing and another we aren't getting out of the city while I'm off, but it beats nothing!)
rabbitislove
24 Carrot Magic
Once upon a time when I lived in the city and rent was decently affordable and life was good. Dims was prevalent with BHM smut and I was a carefree and freewheelin' grad student. In my spare time between perving on Dims and classes, I used to lie out and sunbathe nude. We had a nice wall around it so no one could see. I did try to have sex on the balcony once while intoxicated but I was being too loud and naked and luckily my roommate intercepted and herded us back into my room haha. :doh: It was a nice peaceful place and I sure enjoyed some of the 300 days of sunshine (more like BUN-shine amirite? get it rabbits, naked butt....ok shut up Rabbit you arent funny...)
rabbitislove
24 Carrot Magic
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