What are you happy about today?

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I'm happy today, because it's raining heavily. I love the rain. And, of course, I'm happy, because I'm a fat man.

 

She’s adorable, if that doesn’t bring a smile to your face!!!!

 

Have a BHM, not huge but just cute pudgy, cable tech at my house rn, watching him rock back and forth on his heels with his hands in his pockets, so adorable! And he has no ring on his finger, but I also have no guts so.

 

I'm happy today, because I got the washing machine fixed and my neighbour is moving out and I'm a fat man.

 

The Green Bay Packers won yesterday, Liverpool have an 8 point lead in the English Premier League and I get a late start for work tomorrow!

 

The time has come for us to do an open house event thing tomorrow, so we have to flee the premises for a few hours... with a verrry anxious puppy in tow. I'm happy my grandmother agreed to us bringing her along to the retirement village, provided we can sneak her past the security guard. And so begins the honing of my puppy smuggling skills.

 

I'm happy today, because we received the results of the local body elections in New Zealand and the two candidates sponsored by our party were elected. I won't bore people with the politics. I'm happy, because all of our hard work paid off and we had our first really lovely spring day of the year for our celebratory barbecue. And I'm happy, because I'm a fat man.

 

I'm happy today, because our election campaign is over and so I have more spare time, and because I'm a fat man.