Haha--been there, done that. Many times. It's even worse when other people notice before you do.At 10:09am I was sitting at my desk, working away, having already talked to a few people today. Then I happened to glance to one side and something off about my golf shirt caught my eye. I had to look twice more before I realized I was looking at a seam, and I was wearing it inside out.
Time to run away to the washroom to fix that, and to then apparently have MORE COFFEE!
Oh gosh. Years back I was running the Rock and Roll Marathon in San Diego. Long about mile 9 I ducked into a parking lot on the edge of downtown where there was some landscaping. Marathon routes usually have those little blue outhouses, but the line was long and people were just peeing in the bushes. I found a corner of the parking lot and did the same. Just as I dropped my shorts a girl ran up next to me, dropped her shorts and squatted down. I looked at her and thought, "Fair enough, if the men are doing it I suppose a woman should be able to as well." I did think it was odd she didn't go somewhere more secluded and instead chose to do her business so close to me. She was literally right next to me. I tried to pretend she wasn't there as I did my thing. Then I heard it. Then I smelt it. Impulsively I looked down and then I saw it coming out of her. Yup, she squatted down right next to me and dropped a deuce! I finished up and was on my was as quickly as I could be. I wonder what she used to wipe?Floors in the bathroom at work are so shiney i could see the girl pooping next to me in the floor.
Wasnt until i got out of the bathroom i was like omg she can see meeeee!
Not technically me, but I'm sure my mom had this moment, and I wanted to facepalm.
I am barely awake, get a text from her which wakes me up, "can you unlock the door, I am stuck outside in the freezing cold and Kenzie (my niece) is on her way"...
I get up, go look at the door. Totally unlocked. Not locked at all. I open the door: "It's not locked"...
Proceed to go back to bed, lol.