Discussion in 'BHM/FFA' started by JenFromOC, Apr 14, 2012.
Why is it so funny? I can't breathe, guys
A little late for Valentine's:
It's all true, too. All of it.
oh my word! hahaha
how incredibly dorky and funny I am to myself hahaha
Quiznos Spongmonkeys Ad (2004)
No, really. They actually paid to put this on television to promote their sandwich shop chain.
"Ten years ago" is a very weird place.
They're not what they used to be. A bunch of their locations failed and shut down pretty spectacularly with the owners just abandoning them.
A nearby one reopened a couple of months ago just before the holidays. They'd been closed over two years. Enthusiastic, I paid them a visit.
It was like someone murdered Santa Claus in my mouth.
Major cutbacks in quality.
don't be a dick God.
Best read this week.
Grading tests from the Ethics class I'm TAing.
One question requested they list a virtue and its two corresponding vices. My favorites:
Vices: Too much food, not enough food.
Vices: Way too friendly, jerk.
This probably isn't actually that funny, but at nearly 4am, it is for me.
Today I worked a show in Manhattan with my friend Johnny Brennan...Creator of The Jerky Boys and voice of Mort on family guy...
Always lots of LOL's
Just got back from a flea market with my sister and saw something amazingly gaudy.
It was a wooden crucifix with a glow in the dark Jesus. Besides glowing, he was rendered in a bizarre cartoony style with huge feet and hands and bulging eyes like something designed by Robert Crumb or Ed Roth. My sister pointed it out to me and I subsequently dubbed him 'Electric Acid Freakout Jesus'.
I wish I'd bought it or at least taken a picture.
GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!
In two weeks I'll be 33. I got carded today by someone I'm pretty sure is at least a half-decade younger than me.
I get this. I'll be 29 this year and I always have to make sure I have my ID on hand if I'm even just accompanying someone that's buying liquor. I guess it's no reason to complain though, right? I don't think possibly being in our 40s by the time we finally look old enough to legally rent a car would be such a bad thing, heh.
This never ceases to make me laugh:
"I'm gonna go get me a New York slice!"
He's super guilty.
Anyone Who Wants To Date This Guy’s Daughter Better Listen Carefully Cuz I’m Not Sure He’s Joking
"Jesse Parent - "To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter"
The UPS guying taking a digger, rolling, then getting into the truck like it was no big deal! LOL
I want Surly to own this mug & beat people in the face with it. It will affirm my existence.
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