The last time I tried on something a size 16 in a store I ended up ripping it with my fat butt.Well sure, she's a size 16 -- if the 16s are super stretchy, and are the ones that she's been stretching out for a few years as she grew. (My wife is that sort of size 16, so I know .... ).
Mind you, given the sort of influence that you are on these boards, even just a long weekend may be enough that she'll have to give up on that illusion
We're the most ace hos out there!You can't be ace and ho's!! (Joking, obviously!)
My favourite snack with tomatoes is to either cut small ones in half or bigger ones into really thick slices, sprinkle with a touch ch of salt and pepper, then cover with cheddar cheese, then gobble greedily. Just a great combo of flavours, textures, and acidity/fat. Sometimes I'll add sesame flavoured rice crackers to the other size of the crackers, adds another texture contrast that really emphasizes the juiciness of the tomato.Cut em in half and sprinkle some salt on them first imo.