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Dr. Feelgood

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Ah, the joys of medicating rabbits! It amazes me that anything so fuzzy can be so slippery. :)
 

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I really would appreciate picturesor possible video in the future. I think I now have a girl crush.... :p
Giving a bunch of rabbits wormer at the farm.

You give rabbits wormer by putting the syringe in their mouth and there was about 8 of us that wanted to learn to do it.

Halfway through another coworker pointed out to us how bad we looked, standing in a big huddle around this one girl (who was holding the rabbits), covered in pasty white liquid, and giving each other advice such as "No, don't put it in so fast", "You've got to go further back before you go in" and "Put your hands over her eyes and hold her still or I can't get it in".

Apparently I'm very fast and efficient, and get straight in there with it and quickly eject my load. ;) Though I think me yelling "It's everywhere, it's all over my boobs and even in my hair!" made some of the kids die of laughter.

Also, honourable mention to the 15 minutes spent chasing an escaped cockerel around the farm that ended with me shouting "Yes, got you, you damn cock, I've got the cock" and then asking my boss what he wanted me to do with his new cock. :p
 

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Someone asked for a "warm dump" of data from their customer analytics box. So "can i get a warm dump from the cust_anal box?" The fact that we laughed and laughed and laughed...means we suck at adulting.
 

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Discovered that my fat ass cracked my dining room chair at some point. Like, it's not gonna fall apart and break or anything but still! :eek:
 

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A coworker and i basically message each other on facebook messenger all day with rage and a series of the word "fuck". That's hiw bad it is at my work.

But her daughter saw our convo and scolded her mom:"mommy, i know you like her, and your job is hard, but you CANT swear like that, ok mommy?"

So freakin cute!
 

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A coworker and i basically message each other on facebook messenger all day with rage and a series of the word "fuck". That's hiw bad it is at my work.

But her daughter saw our convo and scolded her mom:"mommy, i know you like her, and your job is hard, but you CANT swear like that, ok mommy?"

So freakin cute!
:happy: Kind of sounds like something I would've said too as a kid.

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MrSensible's awesome brother posted this on facebook a while back. I wish more reviews were this poetically descriptive.

Amazon Review of Sugar-Free Gummi Bears: Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.
 
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Xyantha Reborn

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Getting custom shirts made for my gaming group - had to explain that for a 3xl man, the dice would end up looking like gamer pasties for their titties lolol

I'd attach a pic but dims attachment page keeps saying my iphone pics have invalid file extensions.
 

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People trying to be sassy with me! Like, seriously, my other half is the master of sass, the only issue I have is trying to work out how to respond without being too sassy myself and making things worse. :p
 

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There were some new people at Canadian Thanksgiving tonight and they were asking where rabbitislove and I met, she likes to keep it generic to something like 'oh on the internet, you know'. Afterwards I said Dims should create a new dating site and call it Plenty of Fats dot Com. A good chuckle was had :p
 

dwesterny

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I tried a durian milkshake yesterday. It was the single most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Like a rotten onion and paint thinner milkshake. I had to run the sink for like 10 minutes after pouring it out to get the smell out completely.
 

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I'd not heard of durian before, so I googled it. Second thing that came up was "Why does durian smell so bad?" So I guess props for doing the research and saving the rest of us, but part of me is asking "Dude, what made even tasting that seem like a good idea?"
 

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I'd not heard of durian before, so I googled it. Second thing that came up was "Why does durian smell so bad?" So I guess props for doing the research and saving the rest of us, but part of me is asking "Dude, what made even tasting that seem like a good idea?"
Read more it's pretty interesting. Apparently the flavor compounds that durian contains are so strong and numerous that which flavors stand out vary based on your neurological olfactory development. To some rotten onions to others almond custard.
 

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Read more it's pretty interesting. Apparently the flavor compounds that durian contains are so strong and numerous that which flavors stand out vary based on your neurological olfactory development. To some rotten onions to others almond custard.
I did indeed read some more -- apparently it may also interfere with the breakdown of alcohol. Imbibe with care!
 

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I'd not heard of durian before, so I googled it. Second thing that came up was "Why does durian smell so bad?" So I guess props for doing the research and saving the rest of us, but part of me is asking "Dude, what made even tasting that seem like a good idea?"

I really quite like durian--and may have, in a few cases, suggested that other people try it. I gave it to two friends of mine in person and they hacked it out in the sink. One other person seemed permanently haunted by it.

I only know of one other person who enjoys it and they're also quite fond of it. It's really a love-or-hate kind of deal. It DOES smell like rotting onions to me but the taste is creamy and mild. Think of it as a fancy cheese kind of deal--the smell may be off-putting but the taste can be great. But the fruit itself looks kind of like a diseased liver and that's not optimal...

For the less ambitious fruit explorer, I would suggest the jackfruit. It tastes just like juicy fruit gum and doesn't smell like old trash.
 

dwesterny

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I curse the very existence of the sicko who put the idea of trying durian in my head.
 
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