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Cobra Verde

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1) After being pressured into playing Pokemon Go I finally get now why someone once repped me here by typing, "A wild Masshole appears!" Not that I ever disputed their choice of nouns.

Also, shoot me.


2) "Hey your eyes are so beautiful. Who did you vote for?"

Greatest pick-up line ever and sums up dating in 2017 better than anything else possibly could.
 

DragonFly

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Xyantha Reborn

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Werk-werking on my assignments, and got a panicked LOL as Word tried to automatically save it as the author Xyantha because I've been doing other stuff.

Potential oopsie
 

LumpySmile

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The Hickory Farms kiosk at the mall this year is directly in front of Torrid. Coincidence??
 

Xyantha Reborn

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Hubby and I walking by a plus sized lingerie poster:

Him: that's such bull. Look at her - her proportions are all weird, like they used photoshop to make a skinny person look bigger. She is laying down curled up. Where are her rolls? Having spent time around you, I know people who like fuller figures like rolls.

Sorry guys, i think i let out the secret!!!
 

Tad

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The great white north, eh?
I just read that Pace, Florida has seen more snow this tear than has Edmonton, Alberta.

Which seems a bit unfair. I mean, first Florida gets itself better hockey teams than Edmonton, then it starts lining up more snow too?
 

djudex

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I just read that Pace, Florida has seen more snow this tear than has Edmonton, Alberta.

Which seems a bit unfair. I mean, first Florida gets itself better hockey teams than Edmonton, then it starts lining up more snow too?
Seems fair to me, they play the hockey, they get the snow! :D
 

lucca23v2

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Hear is something funny, so this last job has created some health issues thanks to the stress. I am now suffering from acid reflux which has effected my vocal chords. SO the doctors gives me a list of what not to eat, no tea, no caffeine, no breath mints, no throat lozenges, no ground beef, no soda, no tomato or tomato based products, no diary, nothing spicy and a whole bunch of other things. I look at the doctor and say so basically I can eat air, chew gum and have lettuce. He looks at me and smiles. I told him, doc. if I could follow a diet do you think I would be fat? common work with me here. I live on pizza, I am hispanic which by default means somewhat spicy food. Now I have to eat bland food and sauceless pizza. But the funny part, the doctor tells me, you can cheat, eat some sugar free jello. Sugar free jello? how the fuck is that a cheat? it is sugar free?!?!?!?!!? Fucker.
 

lille

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Hear is something funny, so this last job has created some health issues thanks to the stress. I am now suffering from acid reflux which has effected my vocal chords. SO the doctors gives me a list of what not to eat, no tea, no caffeine, no breath mints, no throat lozenges, no ground beef, no soda, no tomato or tomato based products, no diary, nothing spicy and a whole bunch of other things. I look at the doctor and say so basically I can eat air, chew gum and have lettuce. He looks at me and smiles. I told him, doc. if I could follow a diet do you think I would be fat? common work with me here. I live on pizza, I am hispanic which by default means somewhat spicy food. Now I have to eat bland food and sauceless pizza. But the funny part, the doctor tells me, you can cheat, eat some sugar free jello. Sugar free jello? how the fuck is that a cheat? it is sugar free?!?!?!?!!? Fucker.
What planet does he live on that sugar free jello is a cheat?
 

loopytheone

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Moderating the new users made me laugh today.

First ever instance of a spambot putting its gender as 'Viagra'.
 

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