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When I decide that I fancy some hot cinnamon muffins, but prepare breakfast without my glasses and hurriedly grab the the wrong bottle instead. A mouth full of cumin and brown sugar came as a bit of a shock this morning. 
Tad
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I know it was an accident, but I keep hearing in my head "THIS was not the time and place to practice your parallel parking!"
Now I'm curious, how did that taste?When I decide that I fancy some hot cinnamon muffins, but prepare breakfast without my glasses and hurriedly grab the the wrong bottle instead. A mouth full of cumin and brown sugar came as a bit of a shock this morning.
A couple of weeks ago I was making up a stir-fry, and accidentally grabbed the container* of baking soda instead of the container of corn starch. Tossed it into the wok and was very confused why everything started foaming up. ( Fortunately it was a recipe where you do the meat first and set that aside while you soften the veggies and make the sauce with the veggies, so we only had to prep new veggies as the meat was safe.)
* a big glass container that we refill from the bulk store, so while it obviously did not look like the corn starch container it is also generic enough and similar in size enough that I somehow didn't twig to what I had done in time.
It wasn't totally unpleasant, after all it's the background for a lovely Moroccan dish. I think the brown sugar stopped me from having what may have been a good gagging.
I love cumin, but not with a cup of tea.
Cooking mishaps can sometimes turn into a recipe stroke of genius, but foaming veges don't count lol.
Colonial Warrior
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Me wishing some snu snu!
This made me laugh today...
...when my son explained to a neighbor why I couldn't talk to him and why I was in a hurry ... he said: " you know, she cannot talk to you right now because she urgently needs a restroom."
...when my son explained to a neighbor why I couldn't talk to him and why I was in a hurry ... he said: " you know, she cannot talk to you right now because she urgently needs a restroom."
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wrenchboy
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When my gps gives me directions it will say things like "be in the left lane "
My 4yo brain laughs and thinks "pee in the left lane".
My 4yo brain laughs and thinks "pee in the left lane".
Ever played badminton with a 6 y.o. who is doing this for the first time. 
Tad
Dimensions' loiterer
I was walking through a local park today and a ~7 year old girl and ~4 year old boy (I presume her brother) were riding their bikes, looking like every other kid in the park (for reference: in Canada). He was making all sorts of sounds effects and then when she stopped he deliberately aimed to bump into the back of her bike. She burst outwith "Could you stop being so annoying" in the absolutely plummiest british accent I've heard in person in Canada. I don't know why this is still cracking me up so much, I guess just because her accent was so unexpected, and normally I only hear those tones in high-concept british TV series, not from a kid chiding her little brother.
Aqw
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Was just wondering if eating a lot of chocolate easter eggs would give me an egg shape belly
The Angela Merkel joke here on Dims. Sorry @DazzlingAnna it's HILARIOUS!
Had a laugh at my ASOS order. They just send me the biggest size in everything and not size I ordered.
Usually order a size up dislike tight clothes. The skirt they send had been fit to try by many the elastic waist was no support distended so when I try it on it just drop to floor.
Usually order a size up dislike tight clothes. The skirt they send had been fit to try by many the elastic waist was no support distended so when I try it on it just drop to floor.
