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In response to the thread over on the main Dims board, now it's the ladies' turn!

Soooo, which famous man/men would you like to fatten?

My votes:

Helloween guitarist Sascha Gerstner




Hatebreed vocalist/former MTV VJ Jamey Jasta



HammerFall vocalist Joacim Cans



HammerFall guitarist Oscar Dronjak



Last but not least, Children Of Bodom bassist Henkka T. Blacksmith



To me, all of these men would look stunning as BHMs, but every person has his or her own taste, so post here and tell us all who you want to fatten.
 

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Ahh yes, the King. He was sexy no matter what, but he would have been even better a little less drug puffy and more naturally squishy.

I would like to fatten actor/musician John Corbett, though to be honest I'd take him any which way.

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How about Jared Leto?
Already done. He gained weight for his role as David Mark Chapman, the murderer of John Lennon, in the movie Chapter 27. I think he's fine, fine, fine the way he is, but he could do with going from "skinny" to "average."

 

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On behalf of both me & my girlfriend, who threatened to knaw upon my skull if he wasn't included. We're both of the mind that he'd have made a jaw dropping BHM.

Hunter S. Thompson

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Now that he's dead (and this harken's to Wayne Zitkus's Reagan is Overrated thread at Hyde Park) I'd like to see former president Ronald Reagan fattened, say to 380 or 400 lbs.

It could be done with surgery and other techniques, I'm sure. It would make a great statement to America and the world ("See?! America is becoming morbidly obese!!!") :eek: :doh: and scare the beejwhillakers outta the young'uns.
 

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Now that he's dead (and this harken's to Wayne Zitkus's Reagan is Overrated thread at Hyde Park) I'd like to see former president Ronald Reagan fattened, say to 380 or 400 lbs.
Repped. Like, totally.

You could inflate the poor sod with helium until he was gargantuan, then float him in the air like a blimp above the Superbowl.

Hell, use all of them. You could watch hyper inflated former presidents circling each other in a fight to the death.

My money would be on Nixon.
 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger. With those broad shoulders and all that muscle, he could be a magnificent fat man!
 

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Hmmm...been thinking about this...

I'd say Nick Cage. I've got a thing for him anyway, would be great if he were more well rounded though. ;)
 

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I always thought Joaquin Phoenix would look great fatter and my dreams are coming true... I am a happy woman - it's just a shame about the crazy facial hair :doh:
 

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Ooooh, Ville Valo would look so hot as a BHM. I would also like to see Ralph Fiennes as a sexy big guy. :wubu:
 

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Sabastian Bach would be a cute fatty.
Chris Holmes from WASP is a close second.
 

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