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Xyantha Reborn

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People keep talking about all the weight they gained on candy, and how their clothes are tight...

And you have to scream "eyes front and centre!" To yourself to avoid lurching around and eyeing the damage.

The past two weeks have been one big tease...
 

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People keep talking about all the weight they gained on candy, and how their clothes are tight...

And you have to scream "eyes front and centre!" To yourself to avoid lurching around and eyeing the damage.

The past two weeks have been one big tease...
Haha, oh gosh, makes me glad that Halloween isn't really a big deal over here! I turn into a flailing awkward turtle whenever people say things like that in front of me because I just don't know how to react.
 

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I know that I am an Fa when I see a BBW in those tight black pants that women are wearing these days. And as I am admiring her beautiful curves, I walk into the glass door of the shopping mall, leaving an impression on the glass that looks like a copy of the "Shroud of Turin". Let me say I was born and I am proud to be an FA!!!!!!!

BBW's Rule!
 

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Aww.. I'm sure mergirl would be happy to see her thread still going 5 years after she was banned. :) x If I chat to her again I will tell her it's still going!
 

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When you're at the beach on a very hot day in early summer, looking for the dads and mums out in the water with their kids, because you know they tend to be the fatter ones (and boy were there a lot of them last Sunday!).

And, when you tear eyes away from that to the 20-somethings playing beach volleyball, you hope the BHM takes off his shirt, like the other guys have...
 
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You know you are an FFA when...

Your client shows you a picture of a naked muscular man holding flowers over his boy parts and you realize guys with abs are like a lamp or a purse. Not that they dont have human worth, but they're just part of what I see everyday that I have no sexual attraction to.

Meanwhile, BHMS drive me into wild abandon usually reserved only for novels with Fabio on the cover :D
 

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You know you are an FFA when...

Your client shows you a picture of a naked muscular man holding flowers over his boy parts and you realize guys with abs are like a lamp or a purse. Not that they dont have human worth, but they're just part of what I see everyday that I have no sexual attraction to.

Meanwhile, BHMS drive me into wild abandon usually reserved only for novels with Fabio on the cover :D
I can entirely relate, but from a male perspective. A fit male (or purse, if you will). When I work out it's inevitable that I see fit women working out. And I'd be lying if I said I don't appreciate the way they look. And as someone who pursues fitness myself I can appreciate someone else who does the same and succeeds at it, male or female.

But there is a huge jump from "appreciation for" to "attracted to." And like you, as much as I can appreciate a certain look, it doesn't have any attraction for me.

But the BBW who walks past the fitness center in the building I work in on her way to the snack bar...? She makes me pause a little longer in between sets!
 

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When you are in the beach you would be proud to be accompanied by the larger member of the opposite sex in the beach/resort. Particularly if (s)he overflows the sun-beds available.
 

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When you see that Whitney from My Big Fat Fabulous Life lost 100 pounds and feel disappointed...only to read that she gained it all back and think, "Oh, good."

When you watch Pitch Perfect and only notice Rebel Wilson.
 

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When you have to wonder if you're becoming narcoleptic, or if your bf's belly is actually THAT comfortable.
 
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You know you are an FA when... :



- You're just Black then you were raised moreover into a cultural background where well-endowed nay even over well-endowed women are litteraly considered as living Goddesses on Earth since dawn of times... so you're technically not an FA, both sociologically & relatively spoken but you don't care ;



- For as long as you can remember, you very often preferred the " before " photo of a female participant rather the " then " one while you came across a dieting, weight loss exercice program or " slimming wearwaist [as it is en vogue to say in 2010's instead of corset] " broadcasted commercial ad ;



- When you watch by pure curiosity an all-female Californian fitness yoga TV program then your attention focused suddenlt towards the thicker one among models participants, question to see the slightest fat roll or wobbling which checks off itself while they makes an Adho Mukha Śvānāsana position... ;



- When you're just eight years old then your felt for the first time ever a precocious erotical arousal while a daytime weight loss program TV ad broadcasted each fifteen minutes an short-timed early noughties' 3D CGI simulation of an standard-sized female character before to just puffed up her to humongously-obese proportions then deflate her again ;



- When you watch " Nutty Professor " (the Eddie Murphy's version... not the Jerry Lewis's one) then for as long you can remember, either you imagined longtime ago an eventual second movie with a Jada Pinkett-Smith in silicone-based fat suit as the newly Miss Klumps or you still complain about the envy to see one day a third sequel starring this time away a female main character (played by an actress, not by Eddie Muprhy himself obviously 😒) undergoing the same lot than Sherman Klumps... 😆 ;



- When most of your first not-so-really-crushes-for-full-legal-aged-women during your teenage years in secondary school ('cause you never really had a truly crush for any major woman during that period of your life) were :

a very obese specialist teacher which you enjoyed every occasional moment for check out how she swayed - or for being more exact, counterbalanced ponderously - her both massively round buns & broad hips or dangled outwards tiredly her hefty arms around her gargantuesc body all to counterweighting her vast potbellied middlesection by leaning back her whole upper body while she waddled at each heavy step but above all when she must moved her own by sideways through a door by fear to knocking her corpulent lower body against its doorframe so close for her ;

an young student trainee as specialist teacher so disproportionately heavy-bottomed in spite the rest of her average-sized-but-barely-husky shape that she must swayed her overloaded hips with megabulbous buttocks with an almost exaxtly same weightily motion than the latter one... and also moving sideways through doors ;

an another young student trainee as social worker, employed half-time as lifeguard in the school's pool, with a quite chunky but willowy figure and a set of melon-sized breasts jutting out rotundlt from her sleeveless tee-shirt and which couldn't stop to jounce while she walks ; an young teacher with a great curvaneous but bordeline flabby body ; a morbidly obese teacher so elephantine that it must a entire opened double door in order she could shuffle her wobbling body from a piece to an another ; then a mature-aged teacher with an impressive ample willowy figure and a pair of protuding saddlebags ;



- When you are capable with the aid of several years of both sensorial & empirical developments to guess with a near-perfect sense of approximation both weight, height and shoes model from whatosever so-and-so woman coming closer of your position nothing than sense the both tremors, acoustic resonance of steps level and walking pace... and that the least deduction of highly-leveled records (kinda 80-85 kgs+) for each of these details provoked into yourself some jubilance 😆 ;



- When you know what female person from your middle came closer too from these same records... 😆😆 ;



-When you are the only guy in your entourage to be all but digusted while a girl among us announces will become immensely huge one day ;


-When you compliment a girl about her weight gain ;


-When you chill with your buddies in a fat food resto then two sexy sisters really alike each and other come to a neighbouring table but while your friends slobbers for the thin one, you eyeball deeply meanwhile towards the fat one ;



-When you persuade with your charm a girl to put a lot of weight ;



-When you work at a mail and had often haste to serve among the lot of seducing workers there these from the only Plus-Size ladies store there ;



-When you begin to observe minutely how fatter-&-fatter got a female person in your entourage or work place.



-When one of your most frolicsome dreams has realized the day you see XTina 😍 turn into XXLTina 😍😍😍 then publically announced have a lot of enjoy as when she overstuffs herself as by the idea to becoming even more fatter yet…😇 before to curse Hollywood for having force her to lost all her stoutness 😠😠😠



-When you avoid any photography starring Rosie Mercado 😍😍😍 since she weigh under the 200 pounds spectrum.😭



-- When you couldn’t feel Taylor Swift because Taylor Swift but nonetheless couldn’t stop yourself neither to vizualise her here 10 years later with a pair of ginormous, jelly-like, marshmallow-lookalike trunk thighs rubbing tremendously along together ‘till her noexistent knees at each babbling like many female pop stars suffering of the thirties crisis as meanwhile her astral sister Meghan Taylor, now an anorexic bimbo wishing recently reconvert herself as transracial transgenger and be called now Diego Shabbaz Taylor, mocks loudly about her longtime-ago rival to treating her of living witnessing to what’s happens when the Goodyear mascot f*cks with the Moby Dick’s secret Emo daughter 😑 ;



-When you hear about a girl in you entourage who has recently developped an uncontrollable appetite and that you begun to calculate how many she could gain and what body part gonna swell rather to share the fatphobia of those who announced that to you.



-When a longtime girl friend begun to be suddenly really flirty with you to the point to search whatosever way for failing accidentaly upon you, both lying down each upon other on a bed, and that during your too-intimate moment of friendly[???] tickling games, your both hands begun to dawdle a bit against her burgeoning muffintop as same time a newborn lust born… ;



-When you adore Whitney Thore from " My Big Fabulous Life " 😁 ;



-When you know the World’s Guiness Records in weight gain, maximal human poundage, maximal waist size and maximal hips size ;



-When you wonder to yourself why there has not much of heavyweight women on official date online apps? ;



-When you are subscribed to Feabie.


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You do an icebreaker at work and have to answer the question "What would you do if you could chose a different position?"

And you have to restrain yourself from yelling "DXL salesgirl!!!"

Also when you join Planet Fitness and get excited they give away shirts up to 6X and there are plenty of fat dudes working out <3

Annnnd when you're gay best friend is into bears and you frequent bear bars.

(Im sure theres more...)
 

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We were at the vet, bringing our cat in to get some bloodwork done and to pick up some food we buy through them. The BBW receptionist was helping another client with a food order, so I was waiting patiently, until my son pointed out that there was a second receptionist who wasn&#8217;t busy. I had seen her, but I guess I hadn&#8217;t really registered that she was there

(in my defense she was being very quiet and still in a &#8216;don&#8217;t notice me&#8217; sort of way, and it turned out that she was new and had to wait for the other receptionist to help her, so I may have also had some instinct about who was able to help us).
 

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We were at the vet, bringing our cat in to get some bloodwork done and to pick up some food we buy through them. The BBW receptionist was helping another client with a food order, so I was waiting patiently, until my son pointed out that there was a second receptionist who wasn’t busy. I had seen her, but I guess I hadn’t really registered that she was there

(in my defense she was being very quiet and still in a ‘don’t notice me’ sort of way, and it turned out that she was new and had to wait for the other receptionist to help her, so I may have also had some instinct about who was able to help us).


I do the same thing at the Bank (somewhat intentionally)....when I am not doing everything online. I will go to two of the women who are pretty and quite heavy rather than their thinner counterparts. In a friendly way it is nice just to deal with a pretty woman that is more in the weight range that you like...not to mention they are the two that are the best and most efficient at there jobs.
 
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