You know you are an Fa when.......?

you smile every time you hold the car door for her, she gets in and the car sags and moves with her great weight.

 

Do you mean every guy in high school getting caught doing the sidelong glance thing, or that you were checking all the guys out for growing tummies?

 

It seems that every guy I went to high school with put on a legit gut. In some cases, I didn't have to discretely check it out at all, it was so obvious it could not be missed.

 

You know you are a FA when....
You want to go to a BBW meet-up!
because its the next step in your evolution.

You know your FA ( its a state of mind) when...
You know want is not enough, so you plan.
....
and planning only matters if you take action.
So, you think...you need to take someone with you to act as photographer.

 

You walk into a room while friends are watching a football game.
From the TV you hear "I like my salsa like a like my guys CHUNKY"...then you hear..Look Diana and everyone turns to look at ME!!

 

Hubby was sitting there last night and I realized that his shirt was pulling differently across his belly button. Rather than a two inch space created by his chub and the shirt pulling across the gap...It was like, four inches. And that widest point around which his shirt was stretched looked so swollen and full.

The other day he walked in after eating two appetizers, a 24ounce prime rib with sides, and a desert and he was moaning so loud - and his actual belly was slung low across his hips, droopig under the physica weight of the food.

Oh and he busted his pants in the crotch area last week.

He hasn't gained weight in forever but I think he's put on about 5-10 lbs in the past two months or so.

We are going on vacation (home) and i am really struggling not to lead him into temptation and cook like mad!!

I'm such a wreck of flooded basement ffa!!

 

Where's the fun in that?

 

Haha well, what I did was warn my hubster that I am gonna be BAD and he kind of shrugged and said that would probably be too much food, but to do what I needed to do.

So I am taking that as tacit acknowledgement and a sort of "bring it."

Oh, it is so on... *rubs hands together gleefully*

 

It's as if he's daring you to make him fat. How can you not accept that challenge.

 

Sounds like a win-win situation to me

 

You know you are an FA when you are cheering on someone else over-feeding their significant other!

Go Xyantha! Cook up a storm! Woooooooot!

 

Tad, you'd never call someone out would you? lol

 

Oops, I forgot that I'd given my encouragement to Xyantha in a rep comment, not in the thread -- believe me I was laughing at myself here, but I missed that this would not be apparent to anyone other than me :doh:

 

No need to beat yourself up there guy, I wasn't saying it was a bad thing No one ever seems to catch the "sarcastic smiley " at the end of the statement lol.

 

*coughs into her hand*

Well, my baking of chocolate cookies, gingerbread cookies, and homemade bagels today got a giggle from him.

Then he ate the first bagel and gave me a dirty look as he kind of moaned. Then was going 'uh huh. I see how it is' every bite of the third bagel. And he is going back for the cookies so...

FFA honesty FTW!!!

Know whats hotter than subterfuge?!? A healthy handful of WILLING PARTICIPATION (combined with like 1/2 tsp of disbelief and 1 tbsp of 'i am so fckd', and like 1 cup of 'i see what you are doing you brat').

 

I could think of so many scenarios that could come out of having a willing participant The possibilities are endless!

 

Oh man, yes!

When coworkers blather on about how much weight they've put on. Compounded when they decide to show you (has actually happened!)! Try being frozen with indecision, panic, and lust all at once.

 

That's one of those annoying questions there is no "correct" answer to. Even the most complimentary response is still a backhand to some degree. Feigning ignorance is generally your best choice = P