You know you are an Fa when.......?

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  1. Feb 23, 2019 #701

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    You know that your an FA, when only positive and no negative comments run through your mind at the sight of a fat person.
     
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  2. Feb 23, 2019 #702

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    You know that you're an FA, when every time that you see a fat person, only positive thoughts and no negative ones go through your head.
     
  3. Mar 1, 2019 #703

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    You know you’re a FA/FFA when you can relate to this scene from ‘Casanova’.

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  4. Mar 2, 2019 #704

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    ... when you're in a car with a friend, she calls your attention to - in her opinion - unignorable billboard featuring five six-pack hunks and you don't know what she's talking about because these things simply pass you by.
     
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    You know that you're and FA, when you wish that they would screen programmes in a Biggest Loser series backwards.
     
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    When a bitchy acquaintance who clearly doesn’t know you well tries to trash talk your ex by saying “you’re lucky you got out early, he looks like shit - must have gained a hundred pounds”. So naturally you scroll through Facebook to confirm and your two thoughts are a) it’s barely sixty or seventy pounds, tops and b) why couldn’t we have dated when he looked like *that*?
     
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    I’m on the other side of that. I have an ex who is more conventionally hot. She and I still have a few mutual friends all these years later (we split up in 2004). Her relationships have all been shit since she dumped me and I’ve been married since 2006. She makes fun of me to our mutual friends because I have a fat wife. As if it’s a bad thing!
     
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    One of my favorite things to do was to see a group of two or more ladies out for the evening and approach the cute fat one to buy her a drink or ask her to dance. The look on the other ladies faces was absolutely priceless! When you scan a room looking for the big cuties, you know you are an FA!
     
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  9. Mar 8, 2019 #709

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    ... when the cute BHM at the store gives you a 20% discount because of International Women's Day and you wish it was International BHM Day that entailed a hug and a kiss for every BHM.
     
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    There's no reason why we can't have our own day for this. We should do it? We could have an International BHM Day and an International BBW Day, or we could have an International Big and Beautiful Day (to cater for both sexes), or we could have and International Fat Pride Day. Let's do it!

    And you know that you're an FA, when you like ideas like this one.
     
  11. Mar 9, 2019 #711

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    When (before i was married) that a friend suggested that a good place to meet a woman is in the produce area of the supermarket. And you tell him that you would rather look for love in the cookie and ice cream aisle
     
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  12. Mar 12, 2019 at 7:34 AM #712

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    When someone passes you on the interstate with plates that read BGGURL and you can't catch up.
    So you keep looking all day in hopes that it means Big Girl
     
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  13. Mar 13, 2019 at 12:36 AM #713

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    when you have to adjust the seatbelt strap more than a few inches

    when you wear a crop top showing your belly

    when you cannot see your feet or privates lol
     
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    When you can relate to this drawing.

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  15. Mar 13, 2019 at 2:55 AM #715

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    But it's such a wonderful excuse to make frequent manual checks that all down there is in working order.
     
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    yeah but what if you can't find what your looking for lol
     
  17. Mar 13, 2019 at 8:36 AM #717

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    That's the point of making manual checks. I can't look for it. It's way over the horizon of my big fat belly. So, I have to do manual checks to make sure it's in working order.
     
  18. Mar 13, 2019 at 1:57 PM #718

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    yea but what if you cannot feel it, buried under fat
     
  19. Mar 14, 2019 at 1:37 AM #719

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    My weight distribution prevents that.
     
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