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Wow - you nailed it.

*You say "You're beautiful!" when what you mean is "Your upside-down-heart-shaped belly is sooooooooo cute and sexy."

*You hug a large woman and have to remind yourself to be respectful. DOWN BOY

*You doodle cherubs.

*You have never---even once---really paid attention to lingerie catalogues or the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

*When you come across a TV channel where women are doing ballet, you notice the music and the precision of the dancers, switch the channel and don't think about it again.

*When your high school buddy, now your colleague, wants to know if the PR rep for (this company) is "hot" because she sounded "hot" on the phone, you have to stop and think about what to tell him because "hot" to you and "hot" to him are different universes. And anyway, you don't partake in talking about women's "hotness". Especially when he made such a big deal about marrying a model and never fails to point this out to people who ask "So, what does your wife do?"

*You don't join in when the fellows start talking about women.

*You think there is a special place in heaven for fat girls.

*You write a song about loving fat women, then another, then another, then another, then...

*When someone makes a negative comment about big women, you're ready to fight in 2.4 seconds.

*You're not alarmed that the Western world, in general, is getting heavier.

*When any actress with even the slightest bit of extra weight appears in a movie or TV commercial, you instantly pay attention.

*There are a few works of art in your house featuring women of size.

*You think Leonard Nimoy rocks, and not because he was in "Star Trek" or because he recorded "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins."

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rollhandler

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You know you're an FA when:

You hang out in Wal-mart to checkout the BBW'S and SSBBW'S there:)

Why is it that Wal-mart tends to draw in a lot of bbw's and ssbbw's to its stores??
How about when you choose the store, and the day to shop based on when you know more big women will be shopping there or working as cashiers.

You choose the checkout line based on the size and beauty of the cashier and hey, it is a "check-out" line isn't it?

You only use the NON-BBW checkout line when it gives you a birds eye view of the back of the cute BBW cashier you were drooling over last week when you used HER line.

You HAVE to bring a list to the store or you will be too distracted to remember what you came in for.

You read threads like this and all you can think of is that everyones comments describe you to a "T"
 

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Your a FA when your porn has to do with people eating to people having sex lol
 

mergirl

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Your a FA when your porn has to do with people eating to people having sex lol
See, i'm not really into food sex..:(
Eating isnt really a huge turn on for me but i'm still an Fa.. I think there are different types of Fa though..:)
 

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When you squeeze a fat girl for other reasons besides that she's oh so comfortable! ;) :smitten:
 

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You know you're an FA when:

You hang out in Wal-mart to checkout the BBW'S and SSBBW'S there:)

Why is it that Wal-mart tends to draw in a lot of bbw's and ssbbw's to its stores??
What a post!!! I thought I was the only guy here that did that!!!

Pears Rule.


Teecher
 

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Hell yes I love walmart too. I would sit at the restaurant and watch all the big girls enter and exit the store.:smitten:
 

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You know you're an FA when...

You wait for that particular BBW to go on her lunch break or whatever, and you, routinely, just-so-happen to be there when she does.

When you prefer to wait in the long line at the supermarket just because the bbw of your choice happens to be in the same line - and you DON"T MIND waiting BECAUSE of that.

You have more than enough bbw pics on your hard drive - if not plastered on your desktop background.

Your girlfriend/wife reflects some of those images.

Sometimes, you make up with your girlfriend/wife BECAUSE she does.

You partake in discussions like these - and love doing it.

You love being at the family get-togethers because you love seeing the other bbws that will be there. (Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.)


Need I say more?


Teecher

Pears Rule.
 

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*You say "You're beautiful!" when what you mean is "Your upside-down-heart-shaped belly is sooooooooo cute and sexy."

*You hug a large woman and have to remind yourself to be respectful. DOWN BOY

*You doodle cherubs.

*You have never---even once---really paid attention to lingerie catalogues or the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

*When you come across a TV channel where women are doing ballet, you notice the music and the precision of the dancers, switch the channel and don't think about it again.

*When your high school buddy, now your colleague, wants to know if the PR rep for (this company) is "hot" because she sounded "hot" on the phone, you have to stop and think about what to tell him because "hot" to you and "hot" to him are different universes. And anyway, you don't partake in talking about women's "hotness". Especially when he made such a big deal about marrying a model and never fails to point this out to people who ask "So, what does your wife do?"

*You don't join in when the fellows start talking about women.

*You think there is a special place in heaven for fat girls.

*You write a song about loving fat women, then another, then another, then another, then...

*When someone makes a negative comment about big women, you're ready to fight in 2.4 seconds.

*You're not alarmed that the Western world, in general, is getting heavier.

*When any actress with even the slightest bit of extra weight appears in a movie or TV commercial, you instantly pay attention.

*There are a few works of art in your house featuring women of size.

*You think Leonard Nimoy rocks, and not because he was in "Star Trek" or because he recorded "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins."

More.

AWWWWW....... :wubu:
 

rollhandler

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You know you're an FA when...

You wait for that particular BBW to go on her lunch break or whatever, and you, routinely, just-so-happen to be there when she does.

When you prefer to wait in the long line at the supermarket just because the bbw of your choice happens to be in the same line - and you DON"T MIND waiting BECAUSE of that.

You have more than enough bbw pics on your hard drive - if not plastered on your desktop background.

Your girlfriend/wife reflects some of those images.

Sometimes, you make up with your girlfriend/wife BECAUSE she does.

You partake in discussions like these - and love doing it.

You love being at the family get-togethers because you love seeing the other bbws that will be there. (Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.)


Need I say more?


Teecher

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And here I somehow thought my Desktop picture and screensaver being exclusively fat girls was something that only I did. What a DOH! moment! I shoulda known there would be others out there that did that. *savors a couldahadaV-8 head smacking moment*
 

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haha..I love how we are all "Oh I do that too!!" Its funny, cause you would think we would already know this cause we are on a fat/fa forum but somehow we dont. It makes me grin everytime someone mentions something and i go "ahhhh totally"!! Feeling very Fa bonded with you all today!:wubu:
 

atcAlan

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All I can say is that if these are the qualifiers for being an FA, Then I am 100% an FA. But then I knew that.
 

atcAlan

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I thought of one. You know your an FA when you actually bought the Steve Martin movie "The man with Two Brains and only watch the last two minutes when Kathleen Turner's character gets fat and Steve loves her because he fell in love with her for her personality. I have a jpg of Kathleen in the fatsuit on my harddrive.
 

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I thought of one. You know your an FA when you actually bought the Steve Martin movie "The man with Two Brains and only watch the last two minutes when Kathleen Turner's character gets fat and Steve loves her because he fell in love with her for her personality. I have a jpg of Kathleen in the fatsuit on my harddrive.
Hahahaha!!! i LOVED that film when i was wee.. (still do..Dr huffffuuuuurrr and Ann uumalmahay). I DO remember getting that butterfly feeling at the end bit and thinking that was even better a happy ever after than i was expecting!! lol.
 

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I remember when i was wee reading the Sunday tabloids and thinking "Bingo" when i spotted a story about a celeb who had gained weight. I destinctly remember erm..her from top gun??..kelly thinggi?? gaining weight and i remember feeling all sneaky and taking the magazine up to my bedroom! Haha..I was too young to even act on the story.. i just remember being all tingley!!:blush: oh gosh!
 

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Somehow Mer's story reminds me of one of the first things that clearly told me I was an FA.

I have a brother who is five years older than me, with very conventional taste in women. Around the time that I hit puberty he had a poster up in his bedroom called "How to Rate Girls." The "10" was a classic cheerleader sort with Farah Fawcett hair (this the tail end of the 70s). The '1' was a BBW, done up with dorky glasses, greasy hair, and fake zits (as well as no make-up). The poster offered useful comparison comments, of the perky breasts on one side versus the watermelon's in a downhill race on the other. I didn't care for the grooming on the fat girl, and I thought the comments obnoxious, not attractive. But there was zero question in my mind which body I found more interesting.....I just wanted them to present the BBW nicely and I was sure she would be a knock-out.

So yah, when I knew he was out of the house, I'd sneak into his room and stare at that poster, a lot!

So yah, that was certainly one way to know that you are an FA :p
 

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I would love to see that poster. Even though i know the actual premise would make me mad..i really want to see the 'Number 1 girl'!! I bet she was hot!!
 

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I would love to see that poster. Even though i know the actual premise would make me mad..i really want to see the 'Number 1 girl'!! I bet she was hot!!
Well, my brother eventually grew up a bit and developed some taste....or else began to have a reasonable chance of having a girl see the inside of his bedroom, but for whatever reason that copy of the poster saw the rubbish can when you were at most not long out of diapers. And having been well before the internet age, and rather severely tasteless, I doubt that it ever got scanned on-line. Although, just for you, I tried some quick googling--no luck. The title is too generic to be easily found, even if it were on-line.
 

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Aww..thanks for trying though. :)
Maby we can make our own ..i was going to say 'in reverse' but i'm not a skinny basher..we can just have a poster with lots of hot fat people on it. Think its called a porno mag these days..lol
 
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