... when you're in a car with a friend, she calls your attention to - in her opinion - unignorable billboard featuring five six-pack hunks and you don't know what she's talking about because these things simply pass you by.
When a bitchy acquaintance who clearly doesn’t know you well tries to trash talk your ex by saying “you’re lucky you got out early, he looks like **** - must have gained a hundred pounds”. So naturally you scroll through Facebook to confirm and your two thoughts are a) it’s barely sixty or seventy pounds, tops and b) why couldn’t we have dated when he looked like *that*?
There's no reason why we can't have our own day for this. We should do it? We could have an International BHM Day and an International BBW Day, or we could have an International Big and Beautiful Day (to cater for both sexes), or we could have and International Fat Pride Day. Let's do it!
And you know that you're an FA, when you like ideas like this one.