You know you are an FFa when.......?

[RVGleason]

You know you’re a FA/FFA when you can relate to this scene from ‘Casanova’.

 

[FleurBleu]

... when you're in a car with a friend, she calls your attention to - in her opinion - unignorable billboard featuring five six-pack hunks and you don't know what she's talking about because these things simply pass you by.

 

[Starling]

When a bitchy acquaintance who clearly doesn’t know you well tries to trash talk your ex by saying “you’re lucky you got out early, he looks like **** - must have gained a hundred pounds”. So naturally you scroll through Facebook to confirm and your two thoughts are a) it’s barely sixty or seventy pounds, tops and b) why couldn’t we have dated when he looked like *that*?

 

[FleurBleu]

... when the cute BHM at the store gives you a 20% discount because of International Women's Day and you wish it was International BHM Day that entailed a hug and a kiss for every BHM.

 

[Shotha]

and you wish it was International BHM Day that entailed a hug and a kiss for every BHM.

There's no reason why we can't have our own day for this. We should do it? We could have an International BHM Day and an International BBW Day, or we could have an International Big and Beautiful Day (to cater for both sexes), or we could have and International Fat Pride Day. Let's do it!

And you know that you're an FA, when you like ideas like this one.

 

[Volt01]

when you have to adjust the seatbelt strap more than a few inches

when you wear a crop top showing your belly

when you cannot see your feet or privates lol

 

[RVGleason]

When you can relate to this drawing.

 

[Shotha]

when you cannot see your feet or privates lol

But it's such a wonderful excuse to make frequent manual checks that all down there is in working order.

 

[Volt01]

But it's such a wonderful excuse the make frequent manual check that all down there is in working order.

yeah but what if you can't find what your looking for lol

 

[Shotha]

yeah but what if you can't find what your looking for lol

That's the point of making manual checks. I can't look for it. It's way over the horizon of my big fat belly. So, I have to do manual checks to make sure it's in working order.

 

[Volt01]

That's the point of making manual checks. I can't look for it. It's way over the horizon of my big fat belly. So, I have to do manual checks to make sure it's in working order.

yea but what if you cannot feel it, buried under fat

 

[Shotha]

yea but what if you cannot feel it, buried under fat

My weight distribution prevents that.

 

[Volt01]

My weight distribution prevents that.

mk

 

[Shotha]

mk

?

 

[RVGleason]

When you would love this drawing to be of you.

 

[Aqw]

When you would love this drawing to be of you.

Love it. Thank you for sharing.

 

[RVGleason]

You won’t marry your beloved until they put on another fifty pounds!

 

[RVGleason]

When seeing bandleader Paul Whiteman dance makes you happy, from the movie ‘King of Jazz’. Watch to the end for a double header surprise!

 

[RVGleason]

And seeing this gif of Paul Whiteman dancing gives you Happy Feet, too!

 

[FleurBleu]

When you're wondering why your eyes are hurting before you realize you've literally stopped blinking because you're enjoying the view so much.