You know you are an FFa when.......?

[Anomaly]

When you think you might actually enjoy going clothes shopping if the shops used this guy to advertise their wares.

The Papa Bear of Men's Fashion

Representing and encouraging big sartorialists everywhere. The answer to the question "Can a large...

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[FFAscinated]

When you wait at stop sign behind a license plate: PYG 647 and think, "Yep. That's some porker there."

 

[LarryTheNoodleGuy]

I know SHE'S an Fa when we hug and she slowly wraps her hands around my waist and squeezes along the way. I think: "Take all you want, there is plenty to go around!" God bless you ladies who love the big bouncing boys!

 

[PrizedPig]

when she is obviously checking me out: a 5’6 400 lb tub of lard with some of my belly peaking out below the front of my shirt.

 

[RVGleason]

when she is obviously checking me out: a 5’6 400 lb tub of lard with some of my belly peaking out below the front of my shirt.

 

[fat hiker]

when she is obviously checking me out: a 5’6 400 lb tub of lard with some of my belly peaking out below the front of my shirt.

Your tagline notes you want a BMI over 100? That's 'just' 200 pounds away at your current height - by then, your gut will be twice as far around as you are tall!

 

[RVGleason]

When you have where you want him!

 

[PrizedPig]

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[PrizedPig]

Your tagline notes you want a BMI over 100? That's 'just' 200 pounds away at your current height - by then, your gut will be twice as far around as you are tall!

 

[Shotha]

Your tagline notes you want a BMI over 100? That's 'just' 200 pounds away at your current height - by then, your gut will be twice as far around as you are tall!

My next goal is to have a 70½" belly. From then on I will be more round the belly than I am tall.

 

[JackCivelli]

My next goal is to have a 70½" belly. From then on I will be more round the belly than I am tall.

That’s an interesting thought! At 6’1” I would have to be 73” around to be as fat as I am tall. I’m 62” around now. I only have 9” to go!

 

[Shotha]

That’s an interesting thought! At 6’1” I would have to be 73” around to be as fat as I am tall. I’m 62” around now. I only have 9” to go!

I hope that you get there soon. At 67" now, my 70½" belly goal is only 3½" inches away but it'll be the hardest 3½" that I've ever gained.

 

[RVGleason]

When you take him to a free buffet and tell him to help himself.

 

[FFAscinated]

You develop a sudden interest in Jeopardy...
(Actually, I watch Jeopardy EVERY night. Been a fan since the days of Art Fleming.)
BTW - Ryan Long, the man on the right, won! We'll see him again Monday.

 

[RVGleason]

When you like to see him reach his potential.

 

[RVGleason]

When you like his sense of adventure.

 

[Angelette]

You develop a sudden interest in Jeopardy...View attachment 149673
(Actually, I watch Jeopardy EVERY night. Been a fan since the days of Art Fleming.)
BTW - Ryan Long, the man on the right, won! We'll see him again Monday.
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He looks stylish in purple! ~

 

[Shotha]

When you like his sense of adventure.

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I think that that is one of the artist's most beautiful drawings. If I met a man like that I wouldn't let him get away. I commissioned a Coat of Arms from the same artist.

 

[RVGleason]

When you take him to many parties for a reason.

 

[RVGleason]

When you treat him at your favorite deli!