You know you are an FFa when.......?

[ODFFA]

When the snotty girls at school tried to play the mind trick of: "That guy over there told us he has a major crush on you," in hopes that you'd go up to him and embarrass yourself. But he was not a BHM (and had "arsehole" written all over him besides), so even if you were unsure about their intentions, their devious little plot was destined to fall flat!

 

[Mainegal]

When it turns out The ssbhm u meet online really has a wife/girlfriend the “don’t get IT” but they’d rather stay in the “closet” than really live their lives the way they’d like to.

Mainegal- 0
“Closeted” feedee: 8

 

[Shotha]

You know that you're an FA, because one of the reasons that you embrace multiculturalism is that it makes every day a feast day.

 

[RVGleason]

When you love learning new things.

 

[LizzieJones]

When it turns out The ssbhm u meet online really has a wife/girlfriend the “don’t get IT” but they’d rather stay in the “closet” than really live their lives the way they’d like to.

I know a married man like that. He is so unhappy in his marriage yet ..... he stays.

 

[BigElectricKat]

When the girl on the left is waaaaayyyy more attractive to you than the one on the right.

 

[Mainegal]

I know a married man like that. He is so unhappy in his marriage yet ..... he stays.

That’s really sad. If he’s looking for a more appropriate woman, send him my way!!

 

[LizzieJones]

That’s really sad. If he’s looking for a more appropriate woman, send him my way!!

Hahaha! Get in line! I saw him first. I've been wanting
him for years. LOL He might be 20 years older then me but he is still hot as *uck!!

 

[squeezablysoft]

You know that you're an FA, because one of the reasons that you embrace multiculturalism is that it makes every day a feast day.

I personally celebrate both American and Canadian Thanksgiving, because I figure the more opportunities to gobble gobble everything, the better!

 

[FleurBleu]

When you watch a movie in which a big high schooler offers a girl to pay her to merely claim she let him get to second base and you think: Honey, I'll let you go all the way for free.

 

[Ffancy]

When you watch Magic Mike and your only thought is “they are very talented dancers”

 

[RVGleason]

When despite obstacles, you attempt a solution anyway.

 

[RVGleason]

When you’re anxious to see the object of your affection eye to eye.

 

[RVGleason]

When you ecstatic when you’re favorite player makes a goal!

 

[RVGleason]

When you smile that the object of your affection got their wish granted!

 

[RVGleason]

When you frequent a particular restaurant because you know the food must be incredibly delicious just by looking at the Chef!

 

[RVGleason]

When there’s a beautiful sunrise and you don’t notice it.

(Borrowed from @xxeell )

 

[Anjula]

when "fat" thor is not even chubby in your eyes

 

[loopytheone]

Yeah, I thought that too Anjula. It's more like "doesn't have a six pack Thor" than fat in any way.

 

[Tad]

I'd heard that Thor got fat before I saw the movie, and I was also disappointed. It was certainly a change, but not all that fat :-/