You know you are an FFa when.......?

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  1. Jun 24, 2019 #81

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    If he's round and squishy looking, then he probably is round and squishy - the bricklayer's strength maybe buried far, far underneath, depending on how he carries his weight - well, his fat.
     
  2. Jun 24, 2019 #82

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    I checked today and the site is all cleaned up. Damn. No more ogling :-\
     
  3. Jun 26, 2019 #83

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    Perhaps you can find the next construction location. Until you do,...;)

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  4. Jun 26, 2019 #84

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    Dayum, I’d like to see what he could do with his ball-peen hammer!
     
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  5. Jun 26, 2019 #85

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    Looove it. There is something so sexy about a belly resting low in a guy's pants...
     
  6. Jun 28, 2019 #86

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    You know when you're an FFA when you're at your school's graduation ceremony where the husky fireman has been assigned the seat right behind you and you're tempted to ask him to switch seats so you can enjoy the view.
     
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  7. Jun 30, 2019 #87

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    You know you're an FFA when you purposely look away when a skinny guy tried to flirt with you.
     
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  8. Jul 2, 2019 #88

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    You know you're an FFA when a part of you is looking forward to your vacation and another part whishes you were flying to a country with a higher BMI average. No BHM around for two and a half weeks :eek:
     
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  9. Jul 3, 2019 #89

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    When you pay particular attention to a certain member of the football marching band.

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  10. Jul 3, 2019 #90

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    When a picnic is not just a luxury but a necessity!

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  11. Jul 3, 2019 #91

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    When you love his smile when you tell him he looks good in pinstripes.

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  12. Jul 3, 2019 #92

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    You should come to the American south sometime, we have loads of luscious fatties!
     
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    Ah yes, a pyknic picnic!
     
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    Wow, he's absolutely perfectly round! Like an adorable ball of cuteness! :)
     
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    You should try American Samoa. I've heard they have one of the highest proportions (no pun intended) of nice juicy fatties in the world.
     
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    I'll suggest it to my skinny husband for our next vacation :cool::p
     
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  17. Jul 9, 2019 #97

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    When you can't stop covertly oggling a BHM on the beach who is actually wearing bikini swim briefs - last comme il faut app. 40 years ago - that would have been his size about 40 kilograms ago..... and is wonderfully oblivious of both!
     
  18. Jul 10, 2019 #98

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    I would also be oggling!

    I happened to walk down the aisles of a store the other day and catch sight of a BHM employee reaching up to do something or other, with the bottom 5 inches or so of his belly just hanging out completely uncovered. I had a bit of a brain-overload at that and pretty much stopped dead to stare for a couple of seconds. Thankfully he didn't notice me at all, but I did find myself trying to think of a reason to go down that aisle!
     
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  19. Aug 2, 2019 #99

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    When you have a particular birthday wish you want to come true.

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  20. Aug 11, 2019 #100

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    When your other half sits down at a burger bar and his belly is so big it hangs over the table and you just sit there all fuzzy inside and proud that he’s yours <3

    And this :rolleyes: this always!
     
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