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Zandoz

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When the cat thinks your belly is a nice comfy bed...when you're upright.
 

BeeBee

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...you walk around the house and the walls creak and the furniture jiggles and you live in a house with a concrete slab floor..
 

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- your daily walk has to include a "doughnut break"
- you arrange bike trips to include regular fast food stops
- the length of time you spend on the beach is measured in how many coolers you have to bring
- your office chair is the same colour as all the others, but not the same width...
- this is your bathroom scale: http://siltec.balances.com/siltec/wsseries.html
 

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...you spend a good deal of time explaining to your girlfriend what all those X's before the L in your shirt size just mean extra, extra, extra, extra lovable...
 

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.....you're on a deep space mission and you have to say -

"Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes!"

"Aye captain, as soon as the transporter transformers cool off I will, ye know
thar is a limit on how much she will move at one time sir"
 

BeeBee

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....getting into or out of a car is an unstoppable action once you start moving!
 

TCUBOB

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....your daily walk is TO the fridge....
 

BeeBee

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..... the airline pilot comes out of the cockpit and personally asks you to sit in the center section right over the wings.
 

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....you realize you have to put your socks on before your pants...
 

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