"You might be a Redneck if ..."

[kyle]

From the Blue Colar Comedy Tour (Jeff Foxworthy)

You have a round bale of hay in the back of your pickup truck (sadly, this really is my truck) lol

 

[Dr. Feelgood]

Your girlfriend's hairdo gets caught in the ceiling fan.

 

[Joker]

Your other car is a tractor.

 

[kyle]

This is what you call Central AC

 

[kyle]

Guess I'm a Redneck ... My "other" car (complete with a posthole digger) LOL

Was doing a little fencing

 

[Joker]

You might be a redneck if...

 

[kyle]

Early Navy SEAL? Might of had a couple, three problems ... nah

 

[kyle]

You're wearing Camo and just caught a VERY nice Bass (LOL)

 

[kyle]

"You're Tupperware says Cool Whip on them" - Jeff Foxworthy

 

[Joker]

"You're Tupperware says Cool Whip on them" - Jeff Foxworthy

I must hang my head because mine says "This is almost butter?"

 

[kyle]

Mine say Potato Salad and Coleslaw (lol)

 

[Admin]

But is your washing machine out on the front porch and the line to dry on just off to the side?

 

[Joker]

But is your washing machine out on the front porch and the line to dry on just off to the side?

Refrigerator is on the front porch'

 

[littlefairywren]

We have our own brand of redneck down here, affectionately known as bogans. The use of the word "mate" is mandatory, as is wearing thongs in all types of weather. The foot kind of thong.

 

[kyle]

"If you smell your shirt to see if it's clean" - Jeff Foxworthy

 

[Joker]

"If you smell your shirt to see if it's clean" - Jeff Foxworthy

 

[kyle]

If you fart in a horse barn and it smells worse than an unmucked stall
and you're PROUD of it! - You might be a Redneck

 

[Joker]

 

[kyle]

If you lay on your back, put your legs in the air, take a Bic lighter and light your farts (big blue flame - I've seen it - my roommate in College) And you think it's funny - You might be a Redneck

 

[MattB]

We used to call those "blue angels".