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kyle

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From the Blue Colar Comedy Tour (Jeff Foxworthy)

You have a round bale of hay in the back of your pickup truck (sadly, this really is my truck) lol
 

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This is what you call Central AC
 

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Guess I'm a Redneck ... My "other" car (complete with a posthole digger) LOL

Was doing a little fencing
 

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Early Navy SEAL? Might of had a couple, three problems ... nah
 
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We have our own brand of redneck down here, affectionately known as bogans. The use of the word "mate" is mandatory, as is wearing thongs in all types of weather. The foot kind of thong.
 

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If you fart in a horse barn and it smells worse than an unmucked stall
and you're PROUD of it! - You might be a Redneck
 

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If you lay on your back, put your legs in the air, take a Bic lighter and light your farts (big blue flame - I've seen it - my roommate in College) And you think it's funny - You might be a Redneck
 
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