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From the Blue Colar Comedy Tour (Jeff Foxworthy)

You have a round bale of hay in the back of your pickup truck (sadly, this really is my truck) lol
 

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This is what you call Central AC
 

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Guess I'm a Redneck ... My "other" car (complete with a posthole digger) LOL

Was doing a little fencing
 

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Early Navy SEAL? Might of had a couple, three problems ... nah
 
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If you fart in a horse barn and it smells worse than an unmucked stall
and you're PROUD of it! - You might be a Redneck
 

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If you lay on your back, put your legs in the air, take a Bic lighter and light your farts (big blue flame - I've seen it - my roommate in College) And you think it's funny - You might be a Redneck
 
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