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"If your broke down pickup truck, has been parked on your lawn so long, it has a small tree growing out of the bed ... you might be a redneck

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"If your jeans are too long and instead of letting your girlfriend hem them, you just wear them down with your boots ... you might be a redneck"

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If you use Gorilla Glue to fix your boots when they split from the sole ... you might be a Redneck
 
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If Duct Tape and vise grips are your "go to tools" ... you might be a Redneck
 
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