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Dr. P Marshall

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I have searched the forums and been assured that this topic has not been done (which I kind of find hard to believe), so if it has, it’s the search function's fault and not mine. So, what would be your comic book name, would you be a hero or a villain and if you really want to knock yourself out, what would be your special powers/plan for mankind’s downfall. This is NOT about which already existing superhero you would be, I want you to make your own. I admit to a general ignorance of comic books, so we won’t hold anyone to promising that the name has never been used, but try to avoid the big ones. And if your screen name already sounds like it could work, just tell us more about yourself.

OK, I wanted to be the Punisher, but even I know that’s been done. So, I will take my current location and be:

The Lunatic Fringe

I would be the sidekick to a supervillain. I would sit in the corner, yammering nonsense and rubbing my hands gleefully as my supervillain revealed his or her plans for the downfall of one of you future superheroes.


Who wants to be my nemesis?
 
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This is a great topic. I couldn't really choose just one so I have a few here. I divided them into whether I would be a villain or not.

Good Guys:
Apt Citizen - Good Deed Doer, Not necessarily that super but highly efficient and loves the law in a pretty annoying way
The Awesomer - Has a lot of weird gadgetry ala Batman. Fragrant use of montage sequences to make everything seem "more awesome"


Bad Guys:
The Destroyer of Dreams - Kind of self explanatory. Has the ability to enter your dreams and well..destroy them.
Mean Ocelot - Just a really mean ocelot.
 

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I would call myself The Soul Reaper. I would harvest souls with my kisses so I could live forever! I wouldn't want to be a superhero...there's enough of them already. Villains score more often, too. :D
 

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My supervillain name would be "Exploding Kitteh". Anyone who has tried to bathe their cat or taken it to the vet for shots knows exactly how evil an Exploding Kitteh can be




P.S. I got bit on the thumb by an exploding kitteh at work, so I am a bit biased right now.
 

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My supervillain name would be "The Hamster." Strikes you with terror already, doesn't it? My shtick would be infecting ham with a microorganism I've bred which, when introduced into the human body, migrates immediately to the hindbrain and completely destroys every vestige of the sex drive. I am doing this so that the only humans left on earth will be the Moslems and the Jews: I want to see the Middle East conflict settled once and for all, without any interference from peacemaking busybodies!
 

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My supervillain name would be "The Hamster." Strikes you with terror already, doesn't it? My shtick would be infecting ham with a microorganism I've bred which, when introduced into the human body, migrates immediately to the hindbrain and completely destroys every vestige of the sex drive. I am doing this so that the only humans left on earth will be the Moslems and the Jews: I want to see the Middle East conflict settled once and for all, without any interference from peacemaking busybodies!
If you kill the sex drive...how am *I* supposed to do what I do? :mad: We must battle for supervillian supremacy...or divide up the population.


*Notice that I, as a megalomaniac supervillian, have ignored your REASON for killing the sex drive and have instead focused on my own selfish needs? I rock as a villian already*
 

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If you kill the sex drive...how am *I* supposed to do what I do? :mad: We must battle for supervillian supremacy...or divide up the population.


*Notice that I, as a megalomaniac supervillian, have ignored your REASON for killing the sex drive and have instead focused on my own selfish needs? I rock as a villian already*
Yeah, you tell him! We got into the villain game to get laid. What's the matter with you Hamster???

And you do indeed rock as a villain.:D I would gladly be your sidekick.;)
 

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Yeah, you tell him! We got into the villain game to get laid. What's the matter with you Hamster???

And you do indeed rock as a villain.:D I would gladly be your sidekick.;)
The Soul Reaper and The Lunatic Fringe! That DOES sound rather awesome, doesn't it?
 

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Whiny Wimp Killer


***Consider yourself a victim? Let me make you mine.....***

Goal: Not allowing the world to be soiled by whiny bitches of either gender

My specialty: delivering handy bitch slaps whenever they are needed

Quick, unexpected pokes in the eye is another specialty.


Good characteristics: Tolerance :p :p
 

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Whiny Wimp Killer


***Consider yourself a victim? Let me make you mine.....***

Goal: Not allowing the world to be soiled by whiny bitches of either gender

My specialty: delivering handy bitch slaps whenever they are needed

Quick, unexpected pokes in the eye is another specialty.


Good characteristics: Tolerance :p :p
Curses! Foiled again! Those foul superheroes have inhibited my ability to rep as I see fit. I'LL BE BACK! Oh yes....I will. *stalks off*
 

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Dr. P. I love this thread. This is one of my fave questions to ask people. But I've never asked about superhero names.

My super powers would be psi powers cause I could be invisible, put up force feilds, mind control, mind reading, telekensis, and even jedi mind tricks.

I've always thought I'd be the kind of superhero who works alone and sometimes in part of a group. But I know i'd use my powers for personal gain. I wouldn't be all hgh and mighty all the time. I think my name would be Scarlet Blank or something sexy like that.
 

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My supervillain name would be "The Hamster." Strikes you with terror already, doesn't it? My shtick would be infecting ham with a microorganism I've bred which, when introduced into the human body, migrates immediately to the hindbrain and completely destroys every vestige of the sex drive. I am doing this so that the only humans left on earth will be the Moslems and the Jews: I want to see the Middle East conflict settled once and for all, without any interference from peacemaking busybodies!
Germ warfare - how dastardly.
 

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I would be Regular Everyday Normal Guy. I would wear no costume, exhibit no powers, right no wrongs or serve no evil purpose. I would simply go around, from place to place, destroying every single thing that pays homage to Richard Simmons. There's something fundamentally wrong about that guy, and I cant quite place my finger on it. All I know is that he must be stopped, for the good of all humanity.
 

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Guitar comedian Stephen Lynch has a song called "Superhero" which fits the bill nicely:

If you could be a superhero
Would you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve
especially WOMEN WHO LIE
Like a wife who leaves her husband with three kids and no job
and goes off to fucking Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
I'd kill them and drain them of blood so they'd die (especially that motherfucker Bob)
Then you would be Justice Guy

Or you could be more subtle
No, I didn’t mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies (Especially Bob)
Then You would be Justice Guy
Yes then you would be a super hero like me
 

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Pukebomb.




nuff said!
I regret now that I didn't find a sexier name.


I choose Midnight Nemesis...i'm mysterious, ridiculously sexy and stuff. I can control the moonlight, I will blind you and then I'll murder ye :happy:
My mainspring is revenge!
 
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