Zombies and Cannibalism

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  1. Aug 19, 2010 #1

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    The first rule of Zombie thread is you do not talk about Zombie thread. Also, Doubletap.

    First question--Do zombies of cannibals start eating normal food?
     
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    Wouldn't they eat other zombies then?

    ETA: fuck...we are a morbid bunch. Turned TWO threads into zombie discussions, now it's own thread, combined with cannibalism.
     
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    Yeah, thought it might be best to give it its own thread.

    I think we need more cannibal zombies.
     
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    no, what we need are some vegan zombies! in the event of a widescale infection i nominate Rabbit to go and teach those morally repugnant bastards a lesson or two in vegan cooking! and maybe yoga, it could really help loosen up some of that rigor mortis!
     
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    I guess this would depend on the kind of zombie we are talking about: Romero, new fast zombies, or Return of the Living Dead zombies.
     
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    the only problem is that if they loosen up and turn on us they will be just as fast if not faster then us living meat sacks. don't give zombies the advantage. have them use wheelchairs and crutches instead.
     
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    Someone should create a zombie cookbook.
     
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    well, the Romero zombie is still the baseline for zombies so i think we should stick with that.

    besides, when the zombies do attack, if they do run i'm just going to pour some ranch dressing on my head and give up. no fucking way am i dealing with running zombies...
     
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    Slow-roasted Zombie anyone?
     
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    Zombie Sashimi?
     
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    Zombshimi?

    Zombtinis?
     
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    Shrapnel crusted Southern Lurker, served with a white wine and napalm burr blanc and your choice of a soup or salad and bread service
     
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    Depending on the nationality of your zombie, you could have differently flavoured ones. I'd be curry, you'd be jalapeƱo, and so on.
     
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    I'm just sick of all this fast-moving-virus-infected zombie horseshit. The gore factor would soar if everyone wasn't like, "oh no, the zombie touched my papercut and now I'm fuuuuucked." You could get a leg hacked off, be covered in lacerations and still be trying to crawl away.

    Oh, and cannibals-turned-zombie would probably eat everyone, living or reanimated. We are all human, afterall. Don't discriminate :rolleyes:
     
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    * takes out a notepad and waits attentively for the lecture *
     
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    You know, several years ago I considered writing a book on zombie physiology - realistic (as much as possible) mechanisms by which a zombie body could function. I gave up when even I couldn't bullshit THAT hard.
     
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    I dunno, you always come across as a hard (Edit: Bull-)shitter.
     
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    The hardest part of a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.
     
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    Paquito....you're always excited.


    *points at Jailbait's man-area*
     
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