Me and my lady had been going at it for about a year when I finally got to meet her parents. They had us over for dinner & after a few glasses of white whine her stop mother says, "Now dear I hope you won't be having desert, you've put on quite a few pounds since last we saw you." To which my girl friend retorts, "Mediaboy tells & makes me feel beautiful all the time, atleast three times a day!"
Without missing a beat her step-mother chirps, "I'll bet; one for each meal of the day!" & then shoots me the shittiest dirty look I've ever gotten.
FML & I'm not even a feeder.
Without missing a beat her step-mother chirps, "I'll bet; one for each meal of the day!" & then shoots me the shittiest dirty look I've ever gotten.
FML & I'm not even a feeder.
