Spoilers

Here's my rant of the week. Grown assed folks pissing and moaning about TV shows being spoiled for them. Look, if a TV show is on on Tuesday, watch it on Tuesday or be prepared to have it spoiled. All this DVR, netflix, waiting and buying a box set is your own choice so quit freaking whining if you here a spoiler on a show before you watch it. It is not my or any damn body else's inherent duty to make certain little ol' you have watched a particular television program.

If it is a movie, I'll give you a couple weeks, but that's it. If you haven't gone during the 2 week period then screw you. It then becomes your own damn fault.

You know what, since I'm ranting and in a mood, here's a few spoilers for all y'all. I'm in a mood to ruin things for everyone.

1. On M*A*S*H, Henry Blake's chopper went down on his way home and he was killed.
2 .J.R. Ewing got shot on Dallas
3. Maude had an abortion
4. Darth Vader actually was Luke's father
5. Henry Hill turned rat in Goodfella's
6. Everybody was really dead in The Sixth Sense
7. Sonny Corleone was gunned down in The Godfather


These are just a few for now. The rest of y'all should feel free to add your own to the list if you too are tired of dealing with people whining about spoilers all the damn time. Just get with the damn program and watch shit with the rest of us. You know, like we did back in the days before DVR's and netflix and the like.