Weird Al wrote a song about how nerdy I am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
Except I am not fluent in klingon and I collect Spiderman, JLA, Action, Avengers, and Captain America comics, not too much into Xmen since House of M.
I once memorized pi to 30 places, for shits and...