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  1. ActionPif

    Shredding Guitar Solo Thread

    Type out the SHREDDINGEST guitar solo you can possibly shred guitar solo BOWBOWBOWBOWBOWBOWBWWOOWOWOWOWOWCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEDLEMEEDLEMEEDLE DANNNNNDUNNDUNDUNDNNNNNN WANGIDDYWANGIDDYWANGIDDYWANGIDDYWANGIDDYWANGIDDYWOWOWOWOWWWWWW DEEBELODEEBELODEEBELOWOOOOOCHAAAAAAADRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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    Hey! Make Your Futuristic Warlord Name!

    Hello and hello and hello! I have come across a really neat way to waste time that you shouldn't be wasting that you should be doing something else with besides reading this besides reading this! Hey! Create your own Futuristic Warlord name! It is fun and fun and it is good...
  3. ActionPif

    Baby, It's Cold Inside Too: Cold Comfort's Birthday Thread!

    *trumpet fanfare* *timp-ani tim-pa-ni (eighth-note trip-e-let)* Grand colleagues, worthy guests, and esteemed colleagues, On this date, of December 14, 2007, we gather in this box, be you an Internet Explorer, or on a daring FireFox adventure, or even on a magnificent Safari (I never cared...
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    Attack!

    *ActionPif, with a profound sneakiness, bludgeons an unsuspecting themadhatter with a Ronco Inventions ST4000 Showtime Indoor Rotisserie and BBQ unit* Engage in indirect acts of uproarious, but playful, aggression against your fellow forum members! Oh, and no need to go in order either. Attack...
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    You Becoming Only THIS Wire Liking

    It is greetings! Intention of this post is thrown to become and be, is, will alienate the most part of company of measurement. While shout awfully translates in the manuscript, you hope I which was increased with height of fury in these assumptions indicative. It will prove, are assured huge...
  6. ActionPif

    Obnoxious (but grateful) One Year Anniversary Thread!

    Demos, It has been exactly a year and a day since I joined these forums as an official member/participant, and what a year it has been. From my early sparring matches with some members, to my post about peacocks in that thread about vaginas, to the ill-fated "Dance a Jig to a Fugue of Bach"...
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    Fond Memories of FlashChat.......anyone?

    Hi! This thread is about FlashChat. Or, well, something that used to be FlashChat. I have fond memories of it! 1.) One time, I went into FlashChat and...*GASPEROONI* there was someone else in FlashChat! I exited immediately, not wanting to be detected by my using of FlashChat. 2.) A.)...
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    What you did with no Dimensions!

    Ok, so ever since I started visiting these boards like, maybe two or so years ago, it became pretty much a daily ritual; though I obviously, if one takes a curious glance at my posting history, don't contribute everyday (one could argue if I have ever *really* contributed anything ;)) but I do...
  9. ActionPif

    Hello ActionPif it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks...

    why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?" And thusly, my return is begun. It appears as if the very forums themselves were circumspectly hiding tempestuous rage at my posting habits...
  10. ActionPif

    This is what the Jazz is All About, Ya See?

    All right, look. For days, I have noticed thread after thread popping up representing the various Western Popular Music Genres (tm). But not one of them have addressed perhaps the purest American creation: jazz. Before you put this back in the "whateva whateva" entry in your rolo-forum-odex...
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    Dance a Jig to a Fugue of Bach!

    There are a few things I must assure you about this tune: I assure you that it comes FIRST in the tenor, then in the alto, then in the soprano...and when it hits the feet, you will all dance the jig to a fugue of Bach! 5000 young kick up their blankets in a whirl of magnificient baroque...
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    Awesome Ways To Close a Thread

    Hello campers, Ok, here's the scoopity scoop scooper scoop: I have percieved lately that there has been a rise (perhaps unprecedented? Dims historians delurk!) in thread closings lately, on all boards. Now, all of them have obviously been completely legitimate, and have even possibly saved...
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    Individual Board Stereotypes

    Salutations from yonder valley! Now that my requisite greeting which defies any sort of convention of relevance has been executed, it is time to kick our legs up and swan dive into this pond which I intend to dig for all of us. :eat2: I have been in thought, as I commonly am, about these...
  14. ActionPif

    If Your Life Was a Movie...Soundtrack!

    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put the thing on shuffle 3. Play button, please. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new heading, press the "next" button 6. Don't lie like a malodorous pansy! Be honest and forthcoming...
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    Teens and Obesity Surgery (AP)

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/diet.fitness/03/05/diet.teen.surgery.ap/index.html Some highlights: Personally, I found shocking that children of twelve years old were recieving this surgery. These are kids who haven't even begun fully developing in a hormonal sense, already having their...
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    Threads You Thought Seriously About Starting But Haven't/General Lousy Thread Ideas

    Hail! Welcome, indeed, to yet another of my cunning and insightful contributions to the Dimensions Forumosphere! Well, I find the title of this thread to be quite self-explanatory: lettuce discuss the fleeting ideas we have had for threads...and chose not to share them with the community...
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    The Different Persuasions of Reputation

    Hello, Greetings, and Tidings of Stupendousness! My purpose here is to discuss the different types of reputation that is awarded to the posters of these glorious forums for producing posts of significance. Indeed, if one observes the various personages who have achieved reputation, and...
  18. ActionPif

    Poster of the Year?

    This is my entry. Perhaps, you might be thinking, this particular image is not derived from our current year of existance... And you are likely disappointed, in addition, that this is not "Johnny Flame-war" thread for some measley internet lingustic forum skirmish over who possesses superior...
  19. ActionPif

    What Are You Listening To Now?

    This seems fun. I checked, and I didn't see anything else like this recently in the Dimensions Hall of Legends. Anyway, pretty self-explanatory. I've been on a Charles Mingus kick lately, gathering quite a few of his records. Since the man has released hundreds, I have a lot of material...
  20. ActionPif

    The "Misquote People" Thread!

    Misattribution, libel, and invasion of privacy are all at play in this thread! Here's how it works, or probably won't work at all: Using the quote button, or feature, completely mangle the words of the poster before you, or I do suppose of a poster of your choosing, and call them on it...
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