Free Association - Part 4!!

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  1. Nov 27, 2018 #15961

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    The 50 foot Woman attacked the slug people from outer space until all that remained of them was enough ooze to fill Lake Erie:eek:
     
  2. Nov 27, 2018 #15962

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    The 50 foot woman versus the 50 arm woman- who will win?
     
  3. Nov 27, 2018 #15963

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    Inquiring minds want to knowo_O
     
  4. Nov 28, 2018 #15964

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    The bizzies are carrying out house to house inquiries to establish how the mind escaped its cranium
     
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    If a slug gets angry does that mean he's salty?
     
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    Salty slugs blows my mind
     
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    Doctor Mindbender will see you now.Bend over say ah it won't hurt a bit!
     
  8. Dec 1, 2018 #15968

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    Well Ben Dover its six of the best for you, slipper or cane enquired the head teacher,
     
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    Candy! Ben says he would prefer the cane and twelve of the worst will do.:mad:
     
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    The twelve days of Christmas with out Candy would be the pits!!
     
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    On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me an Old Spice Deodorant.
     
  12. Dec 6, 2018 #15972

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    On the eleventh day of christmas my true love sent to me.......
    Eleven popping pimples and
    Ten frozen toads
     
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    Nine Process Servers
    Eight Plastic Surgeons
    Seven Lawyers Suing
    Six Snickers Bars
    Five Onion Rings
    Four yelling FORE!
    Three French Fries
    Two Apple Pies
    and a Truckload of Mentos and Coke
     
  14. Dec 7, 2018 #15974

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    The bunching of the isobars for the 12 days of Christmas will produce a lot of northerly and southerly wind, which could reach gale force at times.
     
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    Flash! A bunch of hooligans commandeered a truckload of mentos and coke. the load is missing but Police are locating them by their belching and flatulence. A high wind warning was just issued somewhere south of Surry!
     
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    The hooligans threw caution to the wind putting £50 on Mentos to win the Coke Derby at Aintree
     
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    And the Winners are Mentos followed by Breaking Wind and third Grannies Uncle....A protest has been lodged against Breaking Wind alleging the stench from Wind sickened the backfield:eek:
     
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    The grannies Uncle, a jolly jack tar, having had 4 rum rations, was three sheets to the wind and fell out of his hammock.
     
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    Nurse! Yes Doctor.What do we have here? Just take a whiff Doctor. Whoa! he's beyond hammered, No one in the ER is to strike a match!
     
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    er - wots up Doc ?
     

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