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Good morning, all. I'm here to say that, like so many others who've said the same thing, I'm new here! Such an original thought, eh? I rest my lack of verbal dexterity on the fact that a. I have had no coffee and b. my alergies are kicking up...again. La sigh. To further show my lack of lexicographical promiscuity, I will add that I am a 23 year old male currently residing, as the title suggests, in the white wastes of California, where the mercury promises to rise to a parka inducing 100 degrees. I am somewhat of a geek, at least by societal terms and definitions. I.e, I am most happy sitting at home with the doors locked, a high speed internet connection purring digitally along and feeding my computer bytes, letting it grow fat if you will., a guitar in my hand and a song on my less than apt vocal cords, which tend to blare out such classics as "Folsom Prison Blues" and "O Sole Mio" with much more enthusiasm than grace, than I am sitting in some dim smoky bar with a large male bedecked in colourful tattoos and sporting a leather jacket trying to be my "special friend." Yes my friends, I am succinctly boring and unremarkable. At least on the outside. On the inside, however...ah, but you will have to find out for yourself on that one, sports fans. And now, I will bring my ramblind diatribe of nonsensical spuriations and verbal emissions to an end with a good day all, and happy transdimensional posting!

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