Ok who has any good jokes?

[ecortez766]

Ok I am always looking to read any type of good jokes.


>>>
>> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband
>> is at work.
>
>> Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
>> hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
>
>> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover
>> in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
>> already.
>>
>> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>> The man says, "Yes, it is."
>> Boy: "I have a baseball."
>> Man: "That's nice"
>> Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>> Man: "No, thanks."
>> Boy: "My Dad's out side."
>> Man: "OK, how much?"
>> Boy: "$250"
>> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and
>> the lover are in the closet together.
>> Boy: "Dark in here."
>>
>> Man: "Yes, it is."
>> Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
>> "How much?"
>> Boy: "$750"
>> Man: "Sold."
>> A few days later, the
>> Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
>> outside and have a game of catch."
>> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
>> glove."
>>
>> The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>>
>> Boy: "$1,000"
>> The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your
>> friends like that...that is way more than those two things
>> cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession."
>>
>> They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit
>> in the confessional booth and closes the door.
>>
>> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>>
>> The priest says, "Don't start that shit again;

 

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