Reveal the Previous Poster's Deepest, Darkest, Secret II

[Dromond]

BigElectricKat is actually steam powered.

 

[Donna]

Dromond keeps a dragon on the roof of his apartment building that he hatched from an egg he won from a fella down at the pub.

 

[Funtastic curves]

Donna is an Original Solid Gold dancer moon walking down Hollywood Boulevard

 

[Joker]

Fantastic curves works for Ford and drives a Toyota.

 

[Funtastic curves]

@Joker is a lion tamer by night but his life long dream is to be the next Mighty Mouse to save the day.

 

[Joker]

@Joker is a lion tamer by night but his life long dream is to be the next Mighty Mouse to save the day.

 

[Dromond]

@Joker is a lion tamer by night but his life long dream is to be the next Mighty Mouse to save the day.

Funtastic Curves has fantastic curves.

This may not be a secret.

 

[Donna]

Tag Team declared that Dromond is the one who let the dogs out AND Creedence Clearwater Revival said he's also the one who'll stop the rain.

 

[Sonic Purity]

Since childhood, Donna has been collecting cans of whup-ass. She’s starting to open them.

 

[Joker]

Since childhood, Donna has been collecting cans of whup-ass. She’s starting to open them.

On a good note Marty McFly left me this can so I may be safe from the whoop ass.

 

[Donna]

On a good note Marty McFly left me this can so I may be safe from the whoop ass.

NO ONE is safe once my can opener comes out, bud.

As for secrets…
Sonic Purity is the lead singer and guitarist for a hardcore punk band. His stage name is Inaudibly Tainted.

Joker is Batman.

 

[Joker]

NO ONE is safe once my can opener comes out, bud.

As for secrets…
Sonic Purity is the lead singer and guitarist for a hardcore punk band. His stage name is Inaudibly Tainted.

Joker is Batman.

How did you know?

 

[Dromond]

NO ONE is safe once my can opener comes out, bud.

As for secrets…
Sonic Purity is the lead singer and guitarist for a hardcore punk band. His stage name is Inaudibly Tainted.

Joker is Batman.

Donna was born with a silver electric guitar in her hands.

 

[Joker]

Dromond used to sell Made In China Tags to Chinese companies that were made in Korea.

 

[Dromond]

Joker is actually Santa Claus' stand-in.

 

[Donna]

Joker is actually Santa Claus' stand-in.

Well hell, that means I'm gettin' coal this year.

And Dromond taught Jimi Hendrix how to play and Mama Cass how to sing.

 

[Joker]

Well hell, that means I'm gettin' coal this year.

And Dromond taught Jimi Hendrix how to play and Mama Cass how to sing.

I don't do coal. Maybe a solar panel.

 

[Dromond]

Joker is really a deuce in disguise.

 

[Donna]

shhhh, don't tell anyone, but @Dromond is the real inspiration behind The Art of the Deal.

 

[Dromond]

shhhh, don't tell anyone, but @Dromond is the real inspiration behind The Art of the Deal.

Donna really knows how to hurt a guy!