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Why is it that Cousin Olivers always grow up to be musicians?

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WayneVayner

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Robbie Rist, Danny Cooksey, Brian Bonsall...each one a legendary Cousin Oliver in his own right, being that cute little kid with the bowl haircut who is pointlessly added to a sitcom's cast as a last ditch effort to rescue a dying show.

But why is it that the kid with the bowl haircut always seems to grow up to be a musician, or at least, to try to be a musician? What do the barbers put in those bowls that seeps into the cerebrum, cerebellum, and medulla oblongata of these former child stars that makes them all yearn for a career in music?

All I know is that if they all got together and formed a boy band now that they're adults, Brian Bonsall would be the obligatory guy who's a little more of a badass than the others--kind of like Donny Wahlberg of New Kids or what Sanjaya would be if he were to join Menudo. :shocked:
 
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