Ample Pie
Fattitude Problem
I'm flying from Cincinnati to London via DC. I have purchased two seats as required--not to mention paid the fees for two people even tho I am one person. Speaking of which, if my ass is so wide that they require me to buy two tickets, why am I only allowed to check the same amount of baggage as if I were one person--I mean my ass is wider so I need two seats, but that means my clothes are wider too.
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Anyone got any tips for me that might make things easier? I've not flown anywhere since 1995 and NEVER flown out of the country.
Thank you
PS: I'm flying out on July 12th.
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Anyone got any tips for me that might make things easier? I've not flown anywhere since 1995 and NEVER flown out of the country.
Thank you
PS: I'm flying out on July 12th.
