Uh, I was going to agree with you. Now, what were you talking about?
Haha, of course, I'm an awful writer because of ADD. I flit from one thing to another. Something to work on during Lent -- procrastination, perfectionism and distractions -- all of which keep me from writing something better or more in-depth.
That said, I'm posting another 69-worder later today.
A few years before like 2002 i did the same thing while I was gaining and grew into her old jeans. I felt extra sexy in them cause she was a saddle bag pear and I wasn't.
"Getting into his jeans . . . "
A 69-word erotic tale of weight gain
From the moment Rose saw Ronald, she wanted in his pants. She drooled over how those jeans hugged him snugly, his cute potbelly spilling over his belt.
She fed him her love . . . and homecooking pies, cakes, fried chicken. Comfortable in love, Rose also indulged her appetites.
Ronald grew out of those jeans . . . as she grew into them. Patting her bulging tummy, Rose smiled, finally where she wanted to be.
I got the idea for this story because two summers ago, I had grown into Annie's old "fat" jean shorts, the ones I always dreamily stared at when she was gaining weight, getting so preciously plump.
That summer of 2005, the media created a new term for that wonderfully delicious bulge of fat around a woman's belly when she's wearing her jeans too tight with her belly exposed. You know, when all her delicious belly and love handles and back fat are sitting atop the too-tight waistband. Yeah, a "muffin top" because it looks just like the top of a muffin which bulges outward so fluffily and softly.
During 2005, Annie had been losing weight at about the same rate that I'd been gaining, and I finally became the heavier one -- and more than 3 inches shorter than her! I had always wanted to get into her wonderfully fat-filled shorts whenever she wore them. And finally I did, thanks to her great cooking and my great eating!!
Once they got too tight, I even premiered a new term for men's flab spillage -- "stud muffintop", haha.
Hope you enjoyed my tale. Have a great day, and get something delicious to eat!!