Fat Molly
hufflepuff hobbit
I kinda think it's high time for a Fat Epic. Think Beowulf, Dante, Odysseus, Gilgamesh...but with a sexy cast of BHMs and BBWs.
In the tradition of these, I propose the male character...
Goldegawulf Da Panza
Gol for Goliath (hey, we need a big fella!)
Ga for Gilgamesh (the oldest epic of them all)
De for Odesseus (what do you think of when I say 'Epic"?)
Wulf for Beowulf (because...hey, it's cool.)
The optional Da Panza I get from Dante and Sancho Panza from Don Quixote. (Panza means belly in Espagnol!)
Submit amendments to the name all you like. I figure the epic should be as long as we like, composed in a loose rhyme, with parts of 70-100 lines. Anyone want to join me in writing this? If you're kinda confused as to what I mean, well, I can write the first part soon as an example.
What to you folks think?
In the tradition of these, I propose the male character...
Goldegawulf Da Panza
Gol for Goliath (hey, we need a big fella!)
Ga for Gilgamesh (the oldest epic of them all)
De for Odesseus (what do you think of when I say 'Epic"?)
Wulf for Beowulf (because...hey, it's cool.)
The optional Da Panza I get from Dante and Sancho Panza from Don Quixote. (Panza means belly in Espagnol!)
Submit amendments to the name all you like. I figure the epic should be as long as we like, composed in a loose rhyme, with parts of 70-100 lines. Anyone want to join me in writing this? If you're kinda confused as to what I mean, well, I can write the first part soon as an example.
What to you folks think?
