Best Movie Line Ever?

What do you think was the best line you ever heard in a movie?

I loved:

On Golden Pond= "My whole Goddamned Body is falling apart!"

Breaking Away= "It's OK, Cyril. I understand." :doh:

 

"Are you feeling ... lucky?"


Gotta love Harry Callahan.

 

One of my faves:

"It ain't like it used to be... but it'll do."
-The Wild Bunch

Have to think about some others to add... there's quite a list.

 

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." -Airplane

So many good lines in that movie.

 

"The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken."

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.... know what I mean?"

"Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fucked. "

and many others from Lock Stock

 

"Cinde-Fuckin-Rella"

Mom SHOULD know what movie that's from!

LMAO

 

"I don't know. I'm making this up as I go." -Indiana Jones

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown." Dr. Peter Venkman

 

The Sphinx: "You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack".

 

Pretty Woman!

I want the Fairy Tale!

 

Why yes I do, you Pretty Woman.



You crack me up, daughter. :kiss2:

 

"Sir, are you classified as human?"
"Negative. I am a meat Popsicle."

 

"I have a (really) bad feeling about this."

--it's in EVERY Star Wars movie.

 

"I just atomized a major drug syndicate to get here, and if I need you to sell you mother fuckin car to help me, you will sell your mother fuckin car!"

 

Not a line, exactly, but funny all the same! From Monty Python & The Holy Grail:

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

 

The majority of that movie belongs in this thread.

Also my runnerup vote would have to be "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

 

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse" - Don Corleone, The Godfather I

 

YES! I love Pulp Fiction! I wasn't sure if anyone would know that movie the quote came from, since it was not a very big hit. LOL

 

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!

 

"I didn't mean take care of him, I meant take care of him, twat!"

 

A few favorites...

Christal Allen From "The Women":
There is a name for you, ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.

Lloyd Dobbler from "Say Anything":
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

And from "Office Space" the last line in this exchange between Samir and Michael Bolton (not THE Michael Bolton):
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.