Rainahblue
Well-Known Member
Shamelessly pilfered from another board today...
Dealing with an angry Christian driver's road rage....
A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he
could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding
on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to
drive through the intersection with him.
Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the
face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit
her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she
was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, The same police officer approached the cell
and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off
in front of you, and cursing a blue streak at him. I noticed the
"Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would Jesus Do?" bumper sticker, the "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!"
Dealing with an angry Christian driver's road rage....
A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he
could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding
on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to
drive through the intersection with him.
Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the
face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit
her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she
was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, The same police officer approached the cell
and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off
in front of you, and cursing a blue streak at him. I noticed the
"Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would Jesus Do?" bumper sticker, the "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!"