Damn that is glorious. Are you sure you're not the viking king? Because you've definitely got the stature Also, that belt, what is it doing there?
Anyhow, I'm on holiday in a strange part of the world at the moment, but regardless for the past 20 or so days I've been eating at least 3000 Calories, and it's starting to show if I'm honest.
Please excuse the poor picture quality, it's the best I've got right now, and also the lack of face. The first picture is me sitting normally, the second is me sucking it in like I'm about to put on a belt.