A fat black man found what he assumed was a magic lantern. He rubbed it and sure enough a genie actually appeared.
"What are your three wishes master?" asked the genie.
"I want to be white, skinny and surrounded by pussy!!" replied the man.
The genie turned him into a tampon.
"What are your three wishes master?" asked the genie.
"I want to be white, skinny and surrounded by pussy!!" replied the man.
The genie turned him into a tampon.