This is an old story of mine. It's a fanfic based on the Trigun anime. Yeah, I know what the the sentiment may be here, but, a story is a story: "The Doughnut Box " (a Trigun story) by Frank Castle Trigun Chapter I: The Addiction "Where did he go now?" said Meryl. She lost Vash The Stampede again. This was something that she could not afford to happen. "The man is walking trouble.,"she ewxclaimed. "Well, maybe he just got something to eat." suggested Milly, the taller one of the duo. They searched every tavern in the town, with no luck untill they finaly came upon a bakery. They went inside. There they found Vash, eating a doughnut and appearing to be flirting with a girl. "Hi, i'm a bodyguard for hire and i need work. Would you like to hire me? I've got the best aim you have ever seen." said Vash. "Vash!" screamed Meryl. Vash, scared from the scream, fell off of his stool. When he got back up the girl was gone. He cried a little. "Why do you always have to eat these things? Whats so good about them anyways?" asked Meryl. Vash looked at her with a funny look. "Are you serious? You never had one before?" asked Vash. "Well....no. Never in my life. How do you think i keep my beautiful figure?" she said, eyes all sparkly. "Then you don't know what your missing!" exclaimed Vash. He took a doughnut with chocolote frosting and gave it to her. "Take this and eat it." he offered. "Well, what could one little doughnut do to me anyways." she thought. So she took it and took a bite of it. Her eyes bulged out. It was so good! She ate the rest of it. "Sir, can i get two boxes of them?" she asked the clerk. She soon got them and they left the bakery. As they entered the main part of town something happened. There was a gun shot. A man in a black trench coat started fireing random shots into the air. "I'm Vash The Stampede! If you all don't hand over your money in a small pile in front of me i'l blow up this town!" he screamed. Everybody started giving him all the money they had. The real Vash had seen enough and went up to him. "Stop this and leave!" he said to him. "Fool, do you know who I am? I'm The Humanoid Typhoon!" He screamed. "No your not." Vash said. "Of course I am! Watch!" he said, before he shot a group of people. Blood and brains went everywhere. Vash got real pissed. "You bastard....YOU HAD NO RIGHT IN DECIDEING IF THEY LIVE OR DIE!" Vash screamed. The Imitator got out his other gun and was about to shoot another person before Vash shot it out of his hand. "NO MORE BLOODSHED!" Vash screamed. He then shot the guy's knees. "Any life is valuble! Even your pathetic life!" Vash screamed, tears comeing from his eyes. Vash, Milly, and Meryl later left with Meryl enjoying her box of doughnuts. Trigun Chapter II: The Reason Priests Don't Drink In the next few weeks the gang traveled, righting wrongs and running from gun fire. Meryl had become fully addicted to doughnuts. In every town they went to Meryl would go to a bakery and buy a box of doughnuts. And it all went to her figure. Her spandex pants showed off her chunky thighs and fat bottom. Her belly had grown a bit and poked out from under her coat. Her face had grown, she had developed a prominent double chin, and her face had become plump and soft. Her breasts also grew two cup sizes. She finished the last doughnut and looked at her self in the mirror. "This is the price that i have to pay for such good food" she thought. Suddenly Milly rushed in. She had gained a bit as well. She was about the same weight as Meryl, 250 pounds. "Vash is gone!" she said. Meryl got a very bad feeling, thoughts of mayham ran through her mind. "Uh oh, we have to find him" she said as they waddled off looking for the nearest bakery or bar. Vash meanwhile, was at a bar/grill eating a sandwhich. A guy in a priest outfit sat down next to him. "Wolfwood? what are you doing here?" asked Vash. The priest took the cigarette out of his mouth and said "My latest mission brings me here. There are a lot of sinners in this town and not a single church here to go to. I'm here to bring the salvation of Christ to this town". "Thats a real good thing your doing, Wolfwood" Vash replyed. "But enough of that, lets drink and talk" said the priest. The two ordered two beers and got to talking. But soon they drank their beers and needed more. So they ordered more. A few hours later they would wake up in nothing but their boxers in an ally. Trigun chapter III: Strange Cameos. Vash and Wolfwood woke up to find themselfs in a alley with only their underwear on. Vash had plain white briefs, while Wolfwood had black boxers with little white crosses. "WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?" they both screamed. They gathered some newspapers and went to search for their clothes. Meanwhile in another part of town two men walked up the street. They both had Vash and Wolfwood's clothes. The one that had Wolfwood's suit on had a goate on his chin and had geled hair. The other was wearing Vash's red coat and had wavy blond hair. "That was a good prank back there, Keiji" said the one with the goate. Keiji just sighed and said "I still feel kinda bad about it, Oji. i mean, they are just bums". "When I find that punk that stole my uniform i'm so going to beat him up" mutterd Wolfwood. "I hope we don't run into those bums" muttered Oji. As Vash and Wolfwood where walking, attracting stares from the crowd, Vash saw something. "Hey, thats our clothes!" shouted Vash. Vash and Wolfwood ran up to them. "Young man, do you want to rot in hell for stealing a preacher's uniform?" asked Wolfwood. "Wait, look! the dude with my coat looks almost like me if i had wavy hair" Vash said. "Hey, your right. the punk with my uniform looks almost like me if i grew a goate" Wolfwood said. "Please don't hurt us, we just thought it was a cool prank" Keiji said. "Well, it would help if you gave us our clothes back." Vash suggested. "Yeah, sure. This preist suit smells like cigarettes. I mean honestly, what preacher smokes?" Oji said. Soon Vash and Wolfwood made it back to the hotel in their own clothes. "Where were you?" demanded Meryl. "It's a long story. But in the meantime, how about some food?" offered Wolfwood. They all agreed. Wolfwood made a huge feast. hamburgers and french fries, with ice cream for dessert. After a few hours Meryl was so stuffed that she passed out. "Sure has grown" said Wolfwood. "Yeah, but I kinda like it. She looks like a more happy person these days." said Vash.