"Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
"I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"
"Nice Asimov."
"Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
"Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
"I'm the droid you're looking for."
"Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
"Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
"Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
***Note: I didn't name this...blame ILoveBacon.com
***
"I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"
"Nice Asimov."
"Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
"Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
"I'm the droid you're looking for."
"Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
"Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
"Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
***Note: I didn't name this...blame ILoveBacon.com
***
