newgain285
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Twas the night after thanksgiving, when all through my wifes clothes
Not a single thing fit her, not even her bras.
The stockings were torn by the 4th piece of pie,
And yet she kept eating under my watchful eye.
Her thighs were nestled all snug in her jeans, although they were strained, coming apart at the seams
Her belly was bulging well into her lap, it rose and it fell as she took a long nap.
When behind my head there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
her button had popped off and broken some glass.
Her promise to diet had not lasted long, with the marijuana I bought her willpower was gone.
Mashed potatoes and stuffing piled up high, and gravy to add a days calories to thighs.
She ate and she ate til nothing remained but a large bulging belly and slight stomach pain.
With a sigh she laid down on the couch to sleep off her gluttony and let me clean house
Two hours pass and she wakes with a smile, Im ready for dessert, do I smell apple pie?
After one more hit of her magical green I bring her a slice of pie fit for a queen.
I cant eat this all she says as eyes widen, thats half the pie and nearly a carton of ice cream!
Not a single thing fit her, not even her bras.
The stockings were torn by the 4th piece of pie,
And yet she kept eating under my watchful eye.
Her thighs were nestled all snug in her jeans, although they were strained, coming apart at the seams
Her belly was bulging well into her lap, it rose and it fell as she took a long nap.
When behind my head there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
her button had popped off and broken some glass.
Her promise to diet had not lasted long, with the marijuana I bought her willpower was gone.
Mashed potatoes and stuffing piled up high, and gravy to add a days calories to thighs.
She ate and she ate til nothing remained but a large bulging belly and slight stomach pain.
With a sigh she laid down on the couch to sleep off her gluttony and let me clean house
Two hours pass and she wakes with a smile, Im ready for dessert, do I smell apple pie?
After one more hit of her magical green I bring her a slice of pie fit for a queen.
I cant eat this all she says as eyes widen, thats half the pie and nearly a carton of ice cream!
