I'd bet a lot of guys dream about this kind of thing, but it just never happens.
You come home to find a buck naked woman eating pizza in your kitchen.
According to State College police, it happened a couple weeks ago.
A 20-year-old Penn State student was charged with criminal trespass and underage drinking when she was found stark naked in the apartment of three gentlemen in the 200 block of East Nittany Avenue, State College police said in a complaint they filed against her.
The guys came home at about 3:30 in the morning Oct. 21 "to find an unknown, naked female eating pizza in their kitchen," police said.
Ironically, her last name is Munch.
Anyway, the guys who are probably the envy of a lot of other guys in this town, gave the drunken girl a pair of boxers and a shirt to wear, according to court documents.
Then they called police, based on the fact she wasn't supposed to be there, had gotten in through an unlocked door, was very drunk and stark naked, according to court documents.
A PBT administered by police turned up a .24 blood alcohol content, which, to the layperson out there, is blotto, the kind of drunkenness that could land you naked in some stranger's kitchen eating their pizza.
The young lady, according to the Penn State Web site is an aspiring kindergarten teacher, had no idea where her clothes or shoes were, police said.
Due to how drunk she was, police called her an ambulance.
