This is a link just in case you felt like reading anything of your choosing off of the world wide web with a different dialect:
swedish moron
elmer fudd
cockney
jive
redneck
pig latin
moron
http://rinkworks.com/dialect
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=fudd&url=http://www.yahoo.com
swedish moron
elmer fudd
cockney
jive
redneck
pig latin
moron
http://rinkworks.com/dialect
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=fudd&url=http://www.yahoo.com