What do you want to know about the opposite sex.

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  1. Jul 17, 2007 #1

    Ample Pie

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    We have threads about what we want the opposite sex to know and threads about what we want to know about board members, etc. This one is more of the "what you've always wanted to know about the opposite sex but have been too ______ to ask" except that you'll have to ask. I guess.

    Anyway.

    Here are my questions:

    Guys: How would you prefer that we refer to your genitalia? Seriously? How and when does it change depending on the situation? How would you prefer we didn't refer to your genitalia?

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    *note* I'm starting with fairly innocuous questions, but there are probably other, more interesting, questions bobbing around upstairs--I just need to access them. Also, it goes without saying that same sex questions are just peachy keen, too, and that all answers and responses are liable to be subjective and relative to the person giving them, etc etc etc etc.
     
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  2. Jul 17, 2007 #2

    Sandie_Zitkus

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    I have found most men have a name for that part of the anatomy. I use that. :)
     
  3. Jul 17, 2007 #3

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    To quote Steve Buscemi from Reservoir Dogs, "dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."

    That works, there's also cock, wang, schlong.

    The potential for hilarity is present in all of them, but the wrong one at the wrong time can indeed...deflate the situation.

    Which one's wrong? It just depends (although there's no way "schlong" or "wang" could ever be sexy, yes?).
     
  4. Jul 17, 2007 #4

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    Two words: Boob Sweat. How do you cope?
     
  5. Jul 17, 2007 #5

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    Fuzzy, there is a lovely way for any SSBBW to cope in the heat. Put a dress on and ride, legs spread and tits up in the car with the air conditioning vents pointing up the dress. It's lovely. :wubu: :D :p

    Boob sweat specifically... sometimes a shower is the only thing that's going to help if it's been a long day. Otherwise, after the shower and drying off thoroughly, a good anti-perspirant rolled on there really helps.

    Men: do you wipe after you pee, ever, or only shake it off?
     
  6. Jul 17, 2007 #6

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    Geez, I don't know. But definitely not "tool," "organ," or "member."
     
  7. Jul 17, 2007 #7

    Ivy

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    fxkstick is okay though, right?
     
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  8. Jul 17, 2007 #8

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    Quite a ways back I used to date a woman that had a habit of putting her hand down her pants and slipping a finger or two into her "genitalia" and pulling it up for a whiff to assess the funk of her flower. I mean she'd do this in the middle of a conversation with me, while reading a book, while watching TV, etc... as if she wasn't even conscious of the act. On the one hand (no pun intended) the gesture seemed infinitely more guyish than us guys grabbing our crotches for no reason (which I've never done nor can I claim I've seen before). On the other hand it seemed like an extremely feminine gesture because she was always making sure Miss Puss smelled clean.

    A show of hands. How many woman here have this same particular habit?

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Jul 17, 2007 #9

    jack

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    member:
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  10. Jul 17, 2007 #10

    jack

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    Baby, i'ma go down on you like the god damn *i edited this because i don't want to get banned*.

    You can call it my f**kstick any day of the week.




    p.s. in retrospect, i guess my edit didn't matter, because ivy quoted me before i changed it.
     
  11. Jul 17, 2007 #11

    Ivy

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    show me those lemons. :batting:
     
  12. Jul 17, 2007 #12

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    wait... something's not quite right here.
     
  13. Jul 17, 2007 #13

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    pervert.

    p.s. sorry for posting this picture of you.. i know it was supposed to be for my personal collection. forgive me?
     
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    jack

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    Ivy brought her "A" game tonight.
     
  15. Jul 17, 2007 #15

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    "Guys: How would you prefer that we refer to your genitalia?."

    To this day I can't think of a cuter, sweeter term for our members than the one Pam Anderson nicknamed her then-hubby Tommy Lee's:

    Weenis.
     
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  16. Jul 17, 2007 #16

    jack

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    *edited because i don't want to get banned again, but for those who wondered, i called her a the "c" word*

    as in

    C U Next Tuesday.


    (the message i entered was too short. please lenghten it - get it, like a tool/organ/member! - to at least 10 "characters")

    (the above was from when this post was only four letters long. i edited it, but i thought i'd leave this because it's funny to me.)
     
  17. Jul 17, 2007 #17

    Ivy

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    if by "a" you mean a......oleeee! ole! ole!
     
  18. Jul 17, 2007 #18

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    Glad to hear that cuz for a full two minutes I thought that original post was a figment of my vivid imagination.
     
  19. Jul 17, 2007 #19

    Ample Pie

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    wow, I was hoping this might become an informative thread and it's already macro fodder.

    fab.
     
  20. Jul 17, 2007 #20

    Sandie_Zitkus

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    Les sorry to say this but that is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Did she wash her hands a lot. Oh I'm gonna puke.


     

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