Explaining Paquito for Newbies.

Discussion in 'BHM/FFA' started by Sasquatch!, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. May 7, 2011 #361

    tonynyc

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    412. Paquito's Salsa is "G" Rated....

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  2. May 12, 2011 #362

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    413. Every Paquito has it's thorn :(
     
  3. May 12, 2011 #363

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    Has lips like morphine

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  4. Jul 15, 2011 #364

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    416. Paquito had eggs for breakfast, your mom had sausage.
     
  6. Jul 15, 2011 #366

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    417: Paquito is better looking than you, it's true :p
     
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  7. Jul 15, 2011 #367

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    418. Paquito eats problems and spits out rainbows.
    419. Paquito saved an entire family from a burning Subway, and still managed to get his footlong un-toasted.
    420. Paquito can get you high just by breathing in his awesome sauce.
     
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    421. The Paquito Salt and Pepper Shakers !!!!

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  9. Jul 15, 2011 #369

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    422. We know paquito put the bomp in the bomb sha bomp ba bomp and the ram in the ramma lamma ding dong but did you also know it was paquito that invented the itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini?

    423. Paquito is responsible for the extinction of many species most notably the tasmanian tiger this is a closely gaurded Aussie secret soo shhhh mums the word
     
  10. Jul 15, 2011 #370

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    423. Paquito is the best baby daddy I've ever had, pays,plays and loves all three of our lil chirruns.
     
  11. Jul 15, 2011 #371

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    425. Doing the shake and vac' puts the paquito back.
     
  12. Jul 15, 2011 #372

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    426. Paq up in your ass with the resurrection.

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    427. Paquito introduced Prince William to kate


    428, If Paquito cant find you a man no one can
     
  14. Jul 15, 2011 #374

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    #429 Paquito has become more popular than Elvis in officiating at weddings in Vegas.
     
  15. Jul 23, 2011 #375

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    #430. Paquito is eight inches good.
     
  16. Jul 23, 2011 #376

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    #431 Paco... Must... Dance!

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  17. Oct 13, 2011 #377

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    What happened to this awesome thread?
     
  18. Oct 13, 2011 #378

    spiritangel

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    Paco's pet cockroach was the inspiration for starship
     
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  19. Oct 14, 2011 #379

    Paquito

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    432. Like this thread, Paco never dies.
     
  20. Oct 14, 2011 #380

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    433: Paco never sleeps, he merely allows people a break from looking at the awesomeness of his eyes.
     

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