Explaining Paquito for Newbies.

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  1. Apr 1, 2013 #401

    Zowie

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    456. Paquito came to Canada once. Six months later we're still trying to catch our breath.
     
  2. Apr 20, 2013 #402

    daddyoh70

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    DYELB?

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    457. On the day before the first day, Paquito created God, handed him a list and said, "You have 7 days to get this done!"
     
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    Hozay J Garseeya

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    458. it only took him six days.
     
  4. Apr 21, 2013 #404

    daddyoh70

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    That's because he wanted to impress Paquito...
     
  5. Apr 21, 2013 #405

    Paquito

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    don't July to me

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    I was not.
     
  6. May 29, 2013 #406

    fat9276

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    459. Paquito bribed William Shatner to not cameo in the new Star Trek movies and instead do commercials for local "ambulance chasers" in the DC area.


    (the last part is sad but true) :/
     
  7. Sep 15, 2013 #407

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    460. Paquito is the one who finally got Michael Bolton to cut his hair.
     
  8. Sep 18, 2013 #408

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    461. Some say that his left nipple is in the shape of the Nürburgring and that he doesn't know what dogs are for... um.. I think I confused Paquito with the Stig.
     
  9. Sep 18, 2013 #409

    Paquito

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    don't July to me

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    462. I set the standards for who would be saved and damned in the Rapture. Have fun being tormented by demons, Steven Moffat!
     
  10. Sep 18, 2013 #410

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    463. Paquito is the reason I am single, I can not say what happened but needless to say do not piss off Paquito his wrath reaches far and wide and forgiveness is not a word he deals with
     
  11. Sep 22, 2013 #411

    Green Eyed Fairy

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    464. He's got a big cheesecake....:wubu:.





    465. and I likes cheesecakes
     
  12. Sep 24, 2013 #412

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    466. Miley Cyrus borrowed those latex shorts from Paquito.
     
  13. Sep 29, 2013 #413

    Green Eyed Fairy

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    Keeps on dancing

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    467. Paquito has more ass to twerk in those shorts though...
     
  14. Sep 29, 2013 #414

    Sasquatch!

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    A wild loser appeared!

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    468. Paquito Has A Fat Ass.
     
  15. Sep 29, 2013 #415

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    469. Paquito was the inspiration for the Thong Song
     

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