Discussion in 'BHM/FFA' started by Sasquatch!, Oct 27, 2010.
456. Paquito came to Canada once. Six months later we're still trying to catch our breath.
457. On the day before the first day, Paquito created God, handed him a list and said, "You have 7 days to get this done!"
458. it only took him six days.
That's because he wanted to impress Paquito...
I was not.
459. Paquito bribed William Shatner to not cameo in the new Star Trek movies and instead do commercials for local "ambulance chasers" in the DC area.
(the last part is sad but true) :/
460. Paquito is the one who finally got Michael Bolton to cut his hair.
461. Some say that his left nipple is in the shape of the Nürburgring and that he doesn't know what dogs are for... um.. I think I confused Paquito with the Stig.
462. I set the standards for who would be saved and damned in the Rapture. Have fun being tormented by demons, Steven Moffat!
463. Paquito is the reason I am single, I can not say what happened but needless to say do not piss off Paquito his wrath reaches far and wide and forgiveness is not a word he deals with
464. He's got a big cheesecake....:wubu:.
465. and I likes cheesecakes
466. Miley Cyrus borrowed those latex shorts from Paquito.
467. Paquito has more ass to twerk in those shorts though...
468. Paquito Has A Fat Ass.
469. Paquito was the inspiration for the Thong Song
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