Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Risible, May 14, 2009.
Big Brother is watching. He knows all sees all says nothing.
Unlike the three wise monkeys who See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
Breaking News! The three monkeys who are deaf,dumb and blind have been elected to Parliment.
Breaking News – Who ! Extra – a deaf, dumb and blind kid with own pinball machine has also been elected to Parliament.
Three Monkeys and a pinball wizard are new members of the House of Lords......Is this the end of the world as we know it?
By the wonder of wizardry, this is not the end of the world as we know it, as all the lords have all fallen asleep, although it could be the norm.
This is BBC4 The House of Lords are being treated for Narcolepsy. The first one to wake up will be elevated to Prime Minister.
On the BBC’s Top of the Pops tonight, the Prime Minister with the wooded cabinet sing a couple of old favourites “I’m Dreaming of a quick Brexit”, “The Brexit Hokey Cokey” - you put the whole country in, you pull the whole country out, in, out, in, out shake it all about.
Today Prince Harry and Meghan Markle welcomed a new Prince...... His named is Brexey The Queen announced that she would do the babysitting of the young Prince and Prince Phillip.
Baby Sitting is such a cruel sport, why can’t the Royals use settees like everyone else
Royals don't use settees anymore. Prince Charles just ordered an ottoman from Empire Furniture in St Albans.
Empire Furniture store in St Albans are only taking orders for their ottomans if you have Greek orthodox feet and chromium plated teeth.
I ordered an ottoman from Empire Furniture. They gave me a pass for Irish bunions but turned me down since my chrome plated dentures are hazardous to me health and anyone within 5 miles.
Chrome plated Knashers can cause an over active thyroid, its murder trying to stop it climbing trees and to get it to sit still, to do its homework
My Chrome Dentures definately kicked my thyroid into overdrive. I just emptied an all you can eat buffet and have dropped 3 stone in the process(CLUNK!) there goes another one!
Stone me! there goes me lunch and it cost me fifty two shillings and six pence.
I'll kindly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today along with your a dozen sticks and 2 dozen stones.
I shall order a cherry pie but I won't pay more than a toonie. And add in a can of spinach for a 3 dinar.
Welcome to Dinar3Tonight's special is Spinach souffle with cherry pie on the side for only $49.95
$49.95 are you out of your mind but that cherry pie sounds so good with a side of French vanilla ice cream.
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