Free Association - Part 4!!

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    Big Brother is watching. He knows all sees all says nothing.
     
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    Unlike the three wise monkeys who See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
     
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    Breaking News! The three monkeys who are deaf,dumb and blind have been elected to Parliment.
     
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    Breaking News – Who ! Extra – a deaf, dumb and blind kid with own pinball machine has also been elected to Parliament.
     
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    Three Monkeys and a pinball wizard are new members of the House of Lords......Is this the end of the world as we know it?
     
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    By the wonder of wizardry, this is not the end of the world as we know it, as all the lords have all fallen asleep, although it could be the norm.
     
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    This is BBC4 The House of Lords are being treated for Narcolepsy. The first one to wake up will be elevated to Prime Minister.
     
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    On the BBC’s Top of the Pops tonight, the Prime Minister with the wooded cabinet sing a couple of old favourites “I’m Dreaming of a quick Brexit”, “The Brexit Hokey Cokey” - you put the whole country in, you pull the whole country out, in, out, in, out shake it all about.
     
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    Today Prince Harry and Meghan Markle welcomed a new Prince...... His named is Brexey The Queen announced that she would do the babysitting of the young Prince and Prince Phillip.
     
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    Baby Sitting is such a cruel sport, why can’t the Royals use settees like everyone else
     
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    Royals don't use settees anymore. Prince Charles just ordered an ottoman from Empire Furniture in St Albans.
     
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    Empire Furniture store in St Albans are only taking orders for their ottomans if you have Greek orthodox feet and chromium plated teeth.
     
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    I ordered an ottoman from Empire Furniture. They gave me a pass for Irish bunions but turned me down since my chrome plated dentures are hazardous to me health and anyone within 5 miles.:eek:
     
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    Chrome plated Knashers can cause an over active thyroid, its murder trying to stop it climbing trees and to get it to sit still, to do its homework
     
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    My Chrome Dentures definately kicked my thyroid into overdrive. I just emptied an all you can eat buffet and have dropped 3 stone in the process(CLUNK!) there goes another one!:eek::eek::eek:
     
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    Stone me! there goes me lunch and it cost me fifty two shillings and six pence.
     
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    I'll kindly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today along with your a dozen sticks and 2 dozen stones.
     
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    I shall order a cherry pie but I won't pay more than a toonie. And add in a can of spinach for a 3 dinar.
     
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    Welcome to Dinar3:)Tonight's special is Spinach souffle with cherry pie on the side for only $49.95
     
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    $49.95 are you out of your mind but that cherry pie sounds so good with a side of French vanilla ice cream.
     
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